oHHHH I have a hangover right now hahaha Like I was saying to the rest of the hunky mavericks and a few others the other day, last night I had a wicked night out. Got razzled and well drunkj in the city from 7pm onwards. Started in wethers and was drinking beer. Was pretty awesome, having real manly, lad chat with the mates about tits and cars and subbuteo and stuff and got a cheeky kiss off the hot barmaid called suzy. Said I was a great kisser and had a real chance of getting a free meal next time I went in. Anyway, at about 11ish we wandered off to the local cinema to watch the premiere of twilight!!!!!! Snuck a bottle of vodka in to watch the film. It started at 12 and it was a cracking film. My only problem was the whole film all the birds in the cinema kept on staring in love at me instead of those two blokes on screen. So about 1 hour 22 minutes in I said enough is enough and stood up and just nobly said loudly "listen ladies, I know I am very handsome and have lovely eyes but its dark in here so you cant see me properly anyway and I think those two blokes have probably worked hard making this film and they deserve your full attention, furthermore, unfortunately theres no point wanting me. at the end of the day, only one woman in the world will be lucky enough to be mine and all the rest will have to find a more suitable guy." Well, anyway after that rousing speech, the men in the crowd applauded and the girls were either crying at the reality that they would never have me or the real confident ones were waving and going yoo hoo to me. Rest of the film was alright but I was hammered so didnt really pay attention LOL After the film we went clubbing and I had a great time, pulled a girl in the club called Sandra who happened to be at the film too and she said she thought I should come back to hers. So I did and we had some orange squash and wont say what else we did as I dont like to kiss and tell (winkface). Afterwards she went all mental when I said it was only a one night thing and started saying I was perfect for her, she kept on trying to look good saying stufflshe did like "i read the whole bible in a week, I go windsurfing sometimes, I met cilla black once, i have seen 4 stamps on a frog once etc etc etc. but I said i know your amazing baby but I just need to join that monk thing (pretty smooth way out I recks). Then I went home and texted the lads saying oi, oi, oi, whos the boss? I am dudes wheyyy They loved it hahahaha, after that I went home, got monopoly out and read the rules and then went to sleep. WHAT A NIGHT!!!!! but I tell yaaaaa, hanging bad today Cant wait to head out on the lash tommorow as well after the might Norwich play Camp boys FC!!!!!!
If you read between the lines, what he is really saying is his ma gave him a cheeky sip of her wine last night as his first taste of alkyhol
Not pulling as much as usual there Holt. You need to up your performance next time you hit Hay Bail City on a wild night out. I'm normally a big fan of yours, but I feel you've done poorly here by your standards. I'd have accepted a Cassandra, but plain old Sandras are just plain granny-wannabe munter twats. Not cool.
I take your constructive criticism very seriously Loiner! I almost see you as a second father. You've always been there for me on not 606. My biggest regret in life is getting banned from the Leeds board so I cant spend as much time with my friend Loiner. (although that OLOF or whatever his name was, was a right ****er)
Jacky is such a swan! What a loser he is... I shall start drinking in roughly 2 hours boys, preparing for the match today and then another mental one. Just starting to get ready now with a bit of JLS and not606, got to get myself looking my very best. Although dont want all those camp Arsenal fans coming on to me Do they actually have any straight fans???
Stereo, you'll be the first to be banned when we take over. Followed by scrapping the Celtic and Rangers board and replacing them with a board dedicated to cheese strings and Danny Dyer
I've got tickets to see The Vaccines at the Barras the night and 6 pink pills burning a hole in my pocket. That's a proper night out for **** sake.
No, thats a saddo, greasy rock loser, druggy night out. Where you dont get near any decent girls and you dont even see a good band. Vaccines are ****e.
