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Match Day Thread Blades v Eddies Mags

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  1. Obi Wan

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    You're ill, so we'll let you off.<cheers>


    All you need to do is yield. :biggrin:
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

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    If it's confusing now wait till January when we're in 2 leagues and 2 cups!
     
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    I've managed to win the double not sure if I've told anyone.
     
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    Not as confusing as your travel plans when all those games get rescheduled for TV scheduling.
     
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    Seriously either got flu or covid ... had the worst night in 30 years last night curled up like a ball aching with chills and coughing up oysters.

    If you'd passed me a gun I'd have blown my brains out....

    Ps pet hate when people with colds say they have flu.... they're not even in the same ball park when suffering is concerned.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

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    Get a bottle of Jameson and some cloves,you'll be grand after a few.
     
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    Do you have an address I can send the gun to for next time?
     
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    I don't drink even if I'm well tbh ... well maybe once a year or two if abroad.

    Vitamin c , water and soup is about as tough as I can manage Today.
     
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    Clearly not a very healthy diet for you if you got ill. Get some drink inside you. <cheers>
     
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    I know exactly where this illness came from.
     
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  11. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I can see us grinding out a hard earned win. But it’s not going to be a pleasant match to watch.
     
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    I can see this season being bad news for midweek alcohol consumption.

    EDIT: Wrong thread. Meant for the CL thread.
     
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    Getting steaming of a Tuesday, not for everyone.
     
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    Man flu.
     
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    Can't wait for another game of Anderson LCM ffs.
     
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    He's s better player further fwd it'll be Longstaff today I feel with Bruno and Tonali
     
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    Agreed, but I think Tonali will be dropped due to UCL.
     
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    Referee: Stuart Attwell.

    Assistants: Con Hatzidakis, James Mainwaring.

    Fourth official: Anthony Taylor.

    VAR: Darren England.

    Assistant VAR: Neil Davies.
     
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    You post these every week but never give any input prior to the match on how you rate them individually or as a team and why.

    Maybe you could apply a subjective rating scale as follows:

    1. ****
    2. Absolutely ****
    3. Complete Twat(s)
    4. Blind Bastard
    5. Corrupt Blind Bastard
    6. As much use as a Chippy Match Thread

    If you wanted to provide context to your choice you could include some descriptive phrases:

    Gave a throw-in the wrong way against us in 1974
    Never pulls his socks up properly
    Didn't signal clearly that a free kick was indirect - we missed it anyway
    Booked Nick Pope for timewasting
    Doesn't measure the goals to check they are the right size before kick off
    Missed 30 seconds of added time when we were losing 5-0
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    Surely Howe will be forced to give players a rest for this one.

    Barnes Wilson Almiron front 3 ?

    I'd like to see Hall and Livramento get game time, but suspect the back 4 will contain the likes of Targett and lascelles.

    Anderson may get the nod over Tonali.
     
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