Can only happen in America

I'm sure you are. Ye's are just 'differently thinking' from the rest of the country.

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Ahm a dick

 

Ol Fred had a wee brother called John, that's why I never eat tinned Salmon.

 

Certainly a rule to live by.

Stereo will be along in moment to tell us that we shouldn't eat tuna because of the poor dolphins yada yada yada....

 

Gambol's manly action.

 

That was faster than a minute

 

Tuna is from dolphins?

 

Krispy Kreme Donuts as buns with a burger bacon and a fried egg..........

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Thanks, doll.

 

That's what she said.

ba-dum-tsh

 

From the perineum of dolphins to be precise.

 

I honestly thought tuna was just from tuna, didn't even know people fished dolphins to be honest.

 

Yeh, it's sad really cos they're meant to be really intelligent an that. If they were that intelligent they would do summat about tasting so good.

 

Terrible really ,did you know that bacon comes from Panda meat too?

 

I bought a Morrison's value cheese and tomato pizza earlier for 63p. Shall I risk eating it or shall I throw it at people's throats and pretend I'm Oddjob?

 

You are a ****in odd job.

 

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