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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. FosseFilberto

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    'Weeds' tend to be much hardier than other fauna and flora ... probably not your best analogy...

    Why not try "shrink like a puddle in a heatwave" or "run past a curry house as fast as Simon to avoid tenderisation in spiced yoghurt and getting cooked in a tandoor by wicked brown people" <laugh>
     
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    FTFY
     
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    Welsh War on Motorists
     
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    9 people are still with us. They are Welsh but even so.
     
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    Probably died with Covid-19
     
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    We have 20 mph across Portsmouth and it's a good thing. A lot of the streets are v narrow, with cars parked either side. So there's only room for one car direction.

    Some idiots still drive way too fast.
     
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    They only steal wigs & fake lashes to feed their hungry children
     
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    ^^^^ getting all pissy because adults are able to have a civilised conversation <laugh>
     
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    Mumsnet will have some good recipes for 101 ways of cooking Nike trainers and HD televisions. <ok>
     
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    Just got in. Another day of Dull desperation. Shouldn't he be in work? Mental health issues I suppose.
     
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    I can't believe the Americans are going after the Bidens, it's an attack on Democracy & a blatant which hunt .

    <whistle>
     
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    Sub Saharan Africans have been here from the start <somersault>
     
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    Great speech
     
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    Haha, it's justice in action, leChonk.

    Noone should be above the law.
     
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