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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    Nearly forgot to wish everyone a happy Jewish new year x
     
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    I'm surprised there's room left in your head to invent fantasies about me, what with Pete living in there rent free too. :emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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    Erev Rosh Hashanah . Enjoy your day
     
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    Not much room anywhere Pete is.
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    Might pop to the deli for some honey cake but don’t bother with the festivals now. But thank you.
     
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    3 of my colleagues , who I work directly with are celebrating .

    two are based in Israel , the celebration food sounds delicious, they were telling me about it yesterday
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    Sweet stuff mainly for new year which I’m less into but Israeli/Jewish meat dishes can be excellent. Fish is better in matzo meal than batter too if you ever see that IMO. Gefilte fish balls too but not great for you. Prefer the Eastern European stuff to Israeli.

    Duncs and I meet at a little place near Hatton Garden for a tongue and salt beef platter on the last Monday of every month.
     
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    Yeah, they were saying chicken stuffed with apples and pears , brisket , corned beef and then basically a **** ton of sweet cakes etc that have almonds , apples and honey

    sounds awesome
     
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    Now I'm hungryyyyyy
     
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    ****ing hell, their desperation is so strong the dopey ****s are trying to turn it into mumsnet. <laugh>
     
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    fella you’ve made those claims, not me.
     
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    Nobody fears immigration like it's an abstract philosophy.

    If you live in a high trust ethnically & culturally homogeneous area , there is barely any crime , no grooming gangs , even Gardens & parks are clean & tidy .

    I lived in super Diverse Newham it's a 3rd World **** hole .

    I live in Suffolk & people put fresh eggs outside there house with a bowl of coins so we help ourselves & leave the correct money or give them an extra 10p etc.

    Romanians just steal all the eggs & the coins.

    It happened so many times the guy stopped selling eggs .

    The Albanians coming over run car washes & barber shops , convenience shops with cheap ***s & launder their prostitute & coke money through these fronts .

    Blair tried to push digital ID as a solution to illegals he invited in , he then attempted to copy Ursula-von-der-leyen with their EUROPEAN UNION covid pass digital ID .

    This country has been 95% British people up to 1997 , now we are letting in millions of extra people that don't want to be British they are encouraged not to assimilate, we are forced to accept multiculturalism & pretend it's working .

    Most Muslim men arriving here are given free everything not just cookies .

    The tax payer has no choice they just pay it .

    The immigrants & politicians are both ****s , to believe all illegal chencers are just poor vulnerable victims is both simplistic & ******ed .

    If I had a magic wand & tomorrow there was no Muslims Roma gypsies, Albanians or black people.

    Terrorism would be eradicated & crime would drop by about 80% especially violent crime.

    The soccer team would in all honesty be about the same standard .
     
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    Nope. I shared some life experience, which you have tried many times to rephrase, just as you have with other things in the hope you can deflect from your cowardice, hypocrisy and delusions. :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    He must have thought you said, salty beef patter

    Is it really very salty, I don't think I'd like that?
     
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    Fish's balls doesn't sound so appetising either
     
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    Best washer dryers 2023: space-saving models for your home
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    https://www.mumsnet.com/swearsby/best-washer-dryer
     
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

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    I prefer tongue but no if it’s done well it shouldn’t be.
     
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    'Weeds' tend to be much hardier than other fauna and flora ... probably not your best analogy...

    Why not try "shrink like a puddle in a heatwave" or "run past a curry house as fast as Simon to avoid tenderisation in spiced yoghurt and getting cooked in a tandoor by wicked brown people" <laugh>
     
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    FTFY
     
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