A big black cock http://fashionistalifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/black-cock-poster.jpg Its easy to take things out of context,even for a gazelle.
Morning all, Can't wait to have some football to discuss on here after this weekend. Where have the usuals been recently - ie Tunns, Sweats, RHC, UIR, Berb, SKY - seems there's only me and RR on here recently.
I'm here. Just had some **** news this week so can't really be arsed.. I've text tunny and he is alive and well, just very busy having some plastic surgery done to make him as easy on the eye as myself.
Most of them bored ****eless by the on going 'debate' regarding Suarez/Evra. Don't know where Sweats is mind. I'm worried.
What's wrong Eric; lonely? I was interviewing in some backwoods s..thole called mank-chester yesterday. Did manage to squeeze a couple in at the Bank on Mosley Street at lunchtime though. Suppose £2.75 for a Carling in the city centre isn't bad, and the barmaid was very fit. Mind you, she was a Scouser
did you request deep fried rat with chips in a basket? mornin' bethren! ..... and youse mickeys do one! you fascist, racist, bigotted, low-life, deluded arse wipes! - and take your south american butt monkey with you!
I believe deep-fried rat is a speciality in mank-chester. I didn't bother with it. Sounds particularly nasty
Of course I missed you RHC - it's always good to point and laugh at you. Plus whenever I feel down I read your posts and it reminds me there is always someone else worse of than me
Not sure what you're getting at apart from the of/off thing it makes perfert sense. Maybe a (,) or two missing but most of my posts are rushed as I work in a open plan office so can't sit with this screen open. You're not joining the spelling / grammar police are you
Not yet, I live in hope! Not looking likely though and you can hardly blame them, they've waited decades for this match and it will be roofed out. United away tickets are like rockign horse **** anyway, regardless of who we play. I will go out, or might even stay at home and get my five year old interested in the TWO sides he WILL be commited to for the rest of his life.
Almost back to the real world of football after 2 pointless friendlies. Did england win? I know we beat spain which caused a rise in English hopes that will soon be smashed to bits but what about Switzerland or whoever it was we played midweek.
Have a trip to the Liverpool board UIR - you were being accused of wumming under another account yesterday on the Suarez threads
What the haha, Ive only got home this morning lol. Been with the girlfriend all week, only home for a few hours and back off out to go and re educate these dubstep heads in Leeds about the joys of Bouncy Hard House. Will go an investigate these wild claims.
It was definetly Ex Pat - as soon as he said 'your mother must be proud' you knew he was trying to wind SKY up again - I PM'd SKY and told him to ignore the thread at the time
