Off Topic Strictly

buy an extra short miniskirt so you can show off your manhood

like masky does

 

Us valley boys would show em ballroom ****s how to dance……

 

I got loads of them.

 

you collect people who got aids…..it’s a kind of magic that…..well it’s somebody too love I guess you good old fashion lover boy you

 

You read me like a book sweetie x

 

I’m into serial killers clingo especially the ones who keep their victims…..you could get a show on Netflix if you give yourself up lol

I’m a bitch in i lol…..

 

I tried to give myself up but they wouldn't take me

 

Major clingo c0ck up.
The launch show is actually on 16 September.
Thought I should correct the information so that all you devotees don't miss a week.

 

Wouldn't naked Strictly be soooooo much more interesting?

Selected participants only of course.

 

It would give the second word of the show's title a whole new meaning.

 

I'm sure there's something else going on the same evening. For the life of me, I can't think what it is

 

Still can’t get over the match kicking off at 7.45pm. It’s going to be long day hanging around.
Mind you we can have a drink. The travelling tinkers have to be bubbled in with no drink allowed.

 

They will be on it all day before starting the bubble.

Could be a few carried on and off the caravans.

Will the bars under the away end be serving alcohol?

 

There’ll be shed loads of empty cans of supermarket brand lager & cider and turps in the caravan park

 

What, at Elstree studios?

 

Luba looking good this year

 

Lube?

Slipping and sliding on the dance floor?

Oh, sorry, misread.

 

Totally understand. I've been a bit cross eyed myself.

 

This is better news.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-68385527