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  1. Plum

    Plum Well-Known Member

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  2. Ric Glasgow

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    The stink of hashish and kebabs has replaced the fish and cocoa... Just glad it's someone else's view not yours:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  3. AlRawdah

    AlRawdah Well-Known Member

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    There's a lot of bollocks on the internet. Exhibit #1028657.
     
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    AlRawdah, Sep 7, 2023
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  5. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but what did the Romans ever do for us...
     
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  6. TwoWrights

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    Not necessarily, oh and the the waft from our neighbours is of cannabis. :emoticon-0143-smirk


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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    TwoWrights, Sep 7, 2023

  7. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I’ve been told a few times they can’t let the car out
    Cos of some of the old bangers I’ve had
    Cars not women
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Sep 7, 2023
  8. dennisboothstash

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    All very well but I’m more likely to land my ball on the one they’ve replugged rather than in the one they’ve just cut!
     
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    dennisboothstash, Sep 7, 2023
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  9. HHH

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    Should save them the bother to replug them. Multi hole system to cut our handicaps in half.
     
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    HHH, Sep 7, 2023
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  10. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Great call <cheers>
     
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    dennisboothstash, Sep 7, 2023
  11. Ron Burguvdy

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    Ron Burguvdy, Sep 7, 2023
    What? A full dog?, DMD and TwoWrights like this.
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    Good old Ken Dodd...

    1. My dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby, he said: “Is this a joke?”

    2. I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.

    3. My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night, saying: “Well, that’s taught me a lesson.”

    4. On his marathon live shows: “You think you can get away, but you can’t. I’ll follow you home and I’ll shout jokes through your letterbox.”

    5. “So, do I believe in safe sex? Of course I do. I have a handrail all around the bed.”

    6. At the Royal Variety Performance: “This audience tonight represents the creme de la creme. That’s French for evaporated milk."
     
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  13. Chazz Rheinhold

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    https://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk.../exhibition/happiness#section--the-exhibition


    said it before on here the old man used to go up n see Ken Dodd and take me along every time he was in summer season brid
    I’ve seen him loads of times
    Only comedian I’ve seen who made my old man cry with laughter
    He saw him first when he was in the army back in the 50’s

    I’ll have to go see the museum in Liverpool soon
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Sep 7, 2023
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    A friend of mine was a very good friend of Ken Dodd, him and his wife often went to see his gigs. He said that he would be on stage for hours, then back in the dressing room afterwards they were often there until after 2.00 in the morning as Ken just wouldn’t stop talking.
     
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    Muffinthegoat, Sep 7, 2023
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    Saw him a few years ago. Came on at half 7, had a few fillers for costume changes. An interval at half 10ish. Didn’t pack in ‘til around half 1 in the morning. I was starving, we’d planned to go for something to eat afterwards.

    Didn’t repeat the same joke. A genius.
     
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    When we saw him he repeated the first ten or fifteen minutes of his act, good old Steverico turning up late and having seats near the front, of course Doddy spotted him, and started again just for him and Mrs Rico. :emoticon-0125-mmm:


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    He he my claim to fame won’t be beaten
     
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    steverico, Sep 7, 2023
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    I said to Mrs Two 'I'm sure that's Rico and his wife', we didn't laugh, much, honestly... :emoticon-0125-mmm:


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    TwoWrights, Sep 7, 2023
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  19. Ron Burguvdy

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    New English beach signs are ready...
    IMG_0961.jpeg
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Sep 7, 2023
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    Someone in the holiday thread, blessed by the pope. Surely that beats Ken dodd
     
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    balkan tiger, Sep 7, 2023
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