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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Is getting some stick for his stupid I love gay people honestly I do interview

    all over the radio

    Apparently he hopes to change the views of the country…that was one of his motivations <laugh>

    Jordan Henderson eradicated Islam in Saudi Arabia hahaha ooooook

    along with getting regular first team football, of course, he says

    nowt to do with the money…. of course

    If I was a baller and got the chance I’d have gone…even at my peak to live the dream in Saudi and I’d have made a video showing everyone my contract

    I laugh at the hypocrisy of the West and it’s media who are up in arms because ‘Hendo’ won’t/cant wear rainbow laces hahaha

    Anyway…we should chuck the Saudis out of the country init…not normal folk but the mega rich that own half of London and a few major football clubs…but no…that’s different kinda morals. Why don’t we cut them off as a nation due to their poo poo rules? It’s been done in the past by the moral police of the world known as the West with other nations. The USA have executions for certain reasons and Saudi have executions for certain reasons…yet we are good to play in the MLS and we should go on holidays there…The USA does shooting each other as a hobby…id love to see people try that in Saudi. We can go and play in the Tel Aviv league no questions asked either I bet…but be careful some Yacob might steal your house whilst your out shopping and your kid might get his head blown off coz he chucked a pebble at a fully armed and loaded soldier.

    Anyway this is what happens when footballers get out of their lane….they should just take the money they get from the game and **** off with the politics…god gave them feet to play football with not brains to educate the masses with

    Anyone who promotes a footballer as a role model is a sad **** and prolly got no dad init

    If you was a baller would you go if you had the chance? I know Luv wouldn’t because he thinks he won’t get any booze but trust me…they get everything

    so would you go?
     
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  2. Milk..

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    Two wrongs make a right?

    Reasons that you can be executed in Saudi Arabia:

    God, that's a long list! Stole it from Wikipedia, just conjured it up and magically copy pasted it here. Saudi Arabia is a ****ed up place!
     
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    Anyone who says they aren’t doing a couple of years there for the money he’s on is lying. They’re all probably living in some mad complex full of brasses and a PlayStation that hasn’t been released yet.
     
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    every ****ry has rules
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Remeber when he sorted out covid. Bloke will sort out Saudi no bother.

    just give em the Hendo stare/shuffle.
     
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    Agree with all of that, especially the role model bit.
    My kids role models are her family. She doesn’t need any more.
     
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    ^^^
    this
    my only role models have been family and people i've met
     
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    Adam Johnson and Hans Segers for me but my family are awful examples.
     
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    Yeah but imagine if it was me or Sucky who was your role model ?
     
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    Sucky takes a selfie outside Greggs and calls himself a roll model.
     
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    considering the age discrepancy i think Sucky is using my late teens early 20's as his role model .<laugh>
     
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    I loved his BBC thing <laugh>

    When he said and I quote "I have done a lot for the LGBTQ community, like wear the laces and the armband"

    ****ing hell, what a trooper <laugh>
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    My role models are those Rockstars who went mental on blow, alcohol and girls.

    They lived a free spirit life we can all aspire towards.

    Footballers are boring as ****
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Youre welcome mate. But Im 26 next week so probably time to retire from all that pizazz
     
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    Jesus is my role model...

    Hanging out with whores, not shaving and drinking too much wine

    :bandit:
     
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    he’s always injured though
     
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    I follow his lead by calling in sick alot. I've been half dead with sickness... Twice. And yet I was back in the office, off the bench three days later.
     
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    26 +14 ye?
     
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    Hendo has made a rod for his own back by advocating for these twats. You can stand and support them but do anything they don't like and they turn on you. Look at the **** JK Rowling is still going through after sticking up for them, she just said a woman is a biological female not trans and all the nutters turned on her.
     
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