We all know the old wind ups for apprentices "Go and ask for a long wait", "Get some red oil for the rear lamp" etc, but I heard a good one recently "Go and fetch an oil filter for a Tesla".
People who say that their wedding day was the happiest day in their life, have obviously never paid for one chocolate bar, in a vending machine, and have two come out !
Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman and Irishman are captured by Isis and told they can have one request before the chop ....the Scotchman says I want to sing 'oh flower of Scotland ' the Welshman says I want to sing 'land of my father's ' the Irishman says I'll do 'oh Danny boy'... the Englishman man says **** it I'll go first
