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Match Day Thread Bottlejobs United vs Brighton & Hove Albion

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Welshie, Aug 28, 2023.

  1. magpie290761

    magpie290761 Well-Known Member

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    Wonder if Everton have a let’s all laugh at Newcastle thread
     
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  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I think we should have one.
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I think there is too many players not being honest with themselves
    Big Joe not fit
    Bruno out of sorts
    Isak out of Sorts
    miggy out of sorts
    Tonali out of position
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    No wonder he cried
     
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  5. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Burn out of his depth.
    Targett out of his depth.
    Howe out of ideas.
    Pope out of ability.

    Miggy has been like this for 95% of his time here. He’s had a couple of purple patches but he’s a bit ****.

    We need a complete refresh of approach. Howe is not the man moving forward. We need someone progressive like De Zerbi, Emery, the bloke at Leicester, who wants to manage precociously talented players and doesn’t want to shove a bunch of grafting Englishmen in their squad.


    ****ing stupidly blinkered from the owners and I don’t know who’s to blame; them, Ashworth, Howe, all three?
     
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Basically the whole team were not on their game yoday
     
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  7. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Wow that was awful <laugh>

    150 million this summer where was it? Surely they've got to get the millions on the pitch together?

    How on earth can we still be seeing Ashley's newcastle on the pitch every week?
     
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  8. ToonArmy1892

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    We've spent like 60 mil on two back up full backs when the starting 11 needed strengthening.
     
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  9. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Well no because they deliberately (and inexplicably) decided to spend our entire budget on subs, somehow thinking Burn, Schar, Targett, Miggy, Gordon, Joelinton couldn’t be upgraded.
     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Leave out Gordon
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Me or Schar?
     
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  12. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    both probs
    International break now
     
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  13. ToonArmy1892

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    The only embarrassing match last season was Villa away, we've just had two in a row now.

    The players seemed half arsed, Bruno and Schar especially today, looked like they had spat their dummies out or something.

    All a bit weird.
     
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  14. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    He played well for u21s but hasn’t done anything for Newcastle.
     
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  15. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Our recruitment plan this summer has been baffling.

    Most said LB, RW, RCB were priority before the window opened.

    we've bought a reserve lb, rb, lw and completely ****ing ignored the glaringly obvious positions and somehow made our midfield poorer. <laugh>
     
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  16. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Here’s a thought - did our players expect better from recruitment in the summer as well? Could it be that promises haven’t been fulfilled?
     
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  17. Roland Deschain

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    Pope looks ****ing hungover every week.
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    Think this is the problem with Howe, he's sticking with the lads that got us 4th and won't drop any of them, need Murphy and Willock back.
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    Play them.

    Both are better than Burn and target...
     
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  20. ToonArmy1892

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    Had they all been on the drink last night, nearly everyone played like they had a massive hangover.
     
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