Middle class and unrepentant, bitch. I'm kind of glad I didn't adopt my family's awful Bradford/Halifax accent anyway. It sounds almost Lancastrian. Ugh. I still say 'bath' with a proper 'a' and stuff, it's not too bad. We can still be friends, right?
For the next week, you're being demoted to 'acquaintance'. Call it a trial-run. I ****ing said you were too literate to be a Yorkshireman.