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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Nov 17, 2011.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    hurts like **** when you pull them out

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  2. Tina_old

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    My dad's asked for a nasal hair trimmer for Christmas.

    <laugh>
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> i could do with one of those and im only 23, i have a monthly ritual of pulling the ****ers out
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    A wee tip someone told me for plucking (eyebrows, but it'll work for nasal hair too), baby teething gel. Numbs the area so you don't feel it as much.

    <laugh>
     
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  5. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    im not sticking bonjela up my nose, eyebrows dont hurt getting plucked, try pulling out a nose hair and it will make childbirth seem like a breeze.

    what do you use to numb the area when you pull those spiders legs off your bikini line?
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nasal trimmer <ok>

    Pluck the freaky long eyebrow hairs <ok>

    Trim yer bush nice and neat. <ok>

    Sorted.

    I apologise that Holt wasn't here to give us this information.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'm quite surprised you have a bikini line.
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    I'm brave as ****, just get it waxed every 6-8 weeks.

    <heroinbeforeit>
     
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  9. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I have seen an old Chinese lady strike a swan vesta and snort the flame......................... Genius but rank..................I tried to burn my arse hairs with a Zippo with very good results too<ok>
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

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    holt gets his bitches to pull them out for him, a different woman for each hair. <ok>
     
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  11. Tina_old

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    How big a wum/fud is that guy? <laugh>
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

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    my bikini line goes down to my ankles and up to my neck <yeti>
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    hubba hubba
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

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    i cant decide if he is a genius wum or a massive fud, definitely both though
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    <foamingatthegash>
     
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  16. Fabulous Fabio

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    In that picture the **** has a big green snotter up there, clatty bastard
     
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  17. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    wait til you hit your thirties , its daily <grr>
     
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  18. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    He is the founding member of the Hunky Mavericks that is all you need to know
     
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  19. Kim Jong Il

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    its actually weekly but i thought that would make me sound too yetilike
     
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