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Got to love the Geordies!!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by KippaxKid2011, Nov 17, 2011.

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I don't know where to start. First of all I'd like to thank my friends and family, you made me what I am today. But a special mention must go out to my friend Andy who told me all the tricks of trade at 14 (he was 16 so of course knew it all) It was a full year before I got to put his teachings into practice but they have served me well throughout my life. My technique has progressed throughout the years, and this award is a culmination of all that learning.

    If I could pass on one tip to all my fellow muff divers, one tip that has served me best, it would be the following.

    Always do a proper check before just diving in. I find the full length body kiss is a great starter, starting the head downover. That way you can have a little whiff on the way down, if you don't like what you smell, just miss it out on the way back up!

    Happy muff diving to one and all.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 17, 2011
  2. P.T.N

    P.T.N Active Member

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    Haha, Selby is better than Pocklington though! Now, there my friend is the very meaning, of '****hole'
     
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    P.T.N, Nov 17, 2011
  3. overseasTOON

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    That's far more discreet then sniffing her knickers and telling her she’ll have to wash.

    Cheers.
     
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    overseasTOON, Nov 17, 2011
  4. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    What a wonderful, heart rendering acceptance speech. If you look around there's not a dry arse in the house.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 17, 2011
  5. Alfie

    Alfie Active Member

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    In the company of friends I'm not above saying after that speech my arse is actually moist
     
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    Alfie, Nov 17, 2011
  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    It's a long time since I've had an award of any kind, if I was a fanny I'd be gushing right now
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 17, 2011
  7. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Never been to Pocklington in all honesty but I shall take your word for it lol.
     
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    QWOP, Nov 17, 2011
  8. GeordieJesus

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    aye when we win, i'll copy and paste that team sheet again
     
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    GeordieJesus, Nov 17, 2011
  9. KippaxKid2011

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    Yeah but you won't! Enjoy your big day out, and watch that goal difference!
     
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    KippaxKid2011, Nov 17, 2011
  10. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Big day out my arse, don't flatter yourself.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 17, 2011

  11. biggeordiedave

    biggeordiedave Active Member

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    I don't think many of us think we're going to beat City. How can you compete with a team that just buys success, rather than earn it the hard way?
     
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    biggeordiedave, Nov 17, 2011
  12. Masanari

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    According to Lawro this IS going to be the end of our unbeaten run.

     
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    Masanari, Nov 17, 2011
  13. KippaxKid2011

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    Better buying without laidening the club with debt like our neighbours! Also we're not the only side to spend big, Chelsea, man u, Liverpool, Blackburn ( in the past) have all done it, even you guys with Shearer a then British 15 mil record have done it. Now you seem to be a selling club from when You sold Cole the spiral started as they have never re-invested the fees on decent replacements!
     
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    KippaxKid2011, Nov 17, 2011
  14. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    fair does





    read post 2 <ok>
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Nov 17, 2011
  15. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    I want you to listen very carefully "get off this board or I assure you that very unpleasant things will start to occur in your world scumbag"
     
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    goldie, Nov 17, 2011
  16. holystone

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    Not sure why you think it's a big day out?
     
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  17. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    He doesn't realise that Aguero, Silva and Yaya are doubtful but he claims he's a fan??? I guess Ballotelli and Nasri will start this one.
     
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    goldie, Nov 17, 2011
  18. biggeordiedave

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    Isn't Kompany banned too?
     
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    biggeordiedave, Nov 17, 2011
  19. Agent Bruce

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    Best be careful what you say or you may be getting a visit from jimiley.
     
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  20. Why aye Cabaye

    Why aye Cabaye Active Member

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    Nah, only a one game ban. You get three for misconduct.
     
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    Why aye Cabaye, Nov 17, 2011
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