An Ancient Greek lad walks in to a tailor's in Athens, holding up his torn toga. The tailor looks up and says “ Euripides ?” The bloke nods and says “ Eumenides ?” The tailor nods.
I don't really mind all this interactive technology knowing where I've eaten or shopped but it's becoming a bit too personal imo ... ... I just tried to access the Sky porno channel and they're telling me I don't have a suitable package
