For your viewing pleasure.

Did it have a nice toilet? With an accompanying bidet to thoroughly cleanse and pleasure one's dung funnel?

 

Yes

 

For the usual two years?

 

Not in the submarine, no, but in South Korea would have been about 2 years, yes

 

You have been in jail for two years in a lot of places, yes?

 

No, but I reckon I better message Big C's female friend to see if that fenian bastard is OK and not inside

 

He likes being bummed stupid

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere.

 

Aye, ok, "female" friend

He's in the pokey again, no doubt.

 

Waitaminnit...

...just realised what a nice redirect that was

 

I don't even know what you mean by this, but I liked it anyway

 

Yes you do. Redirect jail talk of you to Big C.

Classic monny.

 

Also, when you used the word "sophistry" the other day, did you use it correctly? I can't find it again so can't remember what you said.

 

I think he meant to use casuistry

 

"the use of clever but false arguments, especially with the intention of deceiving"

Can't remember where I used it. I do sometimes misuse the word though as general word play, I have to admit.

Did I just get redirected again?

 

Well googled speccy

 

@monacoger ,I haven't watched Only Connect for a couple of weeks but have both recorded so I'll catch up tonight,did I miss any weirdos?

 

I haven't actually seen it for a few weeks either, think I have only seen one of this series and they all seemed fairly normal, unfortunately

 

Any shagging in it?

 

Early days though,I was watching the Athletics last week and was very enjoyable if I do say so myself.