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The Cockney Accent

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Nov 17, 2011.

  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    <doh> that was GAY LICK <doh>
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    trollolololololololololololol <laugh>
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    It`s pikie for "I`ll `wet your cheeks from here, to here you ****ing **** you" I new a particularly angry didi` that used to say this when he lost at pool....
     
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  5. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    The Scotchies on here are easily upset. Its the inherent inferiority complex.

    Especially STD the boy from quaint little Scotchland in Edinbuggerer.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    We just say "Ah'll ****in split ye". It's concise, to the point, and descriptive.
     
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  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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  9. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i saw the other day that girls in japan are having their teeth done to make their canines look sharp like they were in their teenage years because its "child-like" and "sexy". they are so ****ed up its unreal.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I was a cute kid.
     
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  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    on the subject of undergarments what you wearing jen ?
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She's wearing mine. We swapped them in the post. Comfy and sexy.
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    my work clothes, sexy stuff i tell ya.
    underneath, its a secret.
     
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  14. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Butt plug?
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    And love beads.

    There she is at work elbow deep in a coo's arse and her fanny is having it's own disco.
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  17. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    People from your neck of the woods sound the same. Fackin Savverners. The whole cockney/estuary/mockney accent thing makes me cringe to be honest whenever I hear it.

    Wish I had a proper Yorkshire accent so I could sound like a real man. :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    youve obviously never been here before then? even people from portsmouth, just 15 miles away, sound completely different to us sotonians.
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    Like Zac Dingle?
     
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  20. Jerel Ifil

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    Never been there no, but whenever I hear someone from Southampton speak they just sound like they're from London to me. I wouldn't be able to distinguish. What's so unique about it?

    <ok> I sometimes see him round my part of Leeds. What a man. :emoticon-0152-heart It should be pointed out, though, that his accent is a Lancashire one and therefore inbred as ****.

    Hang on, is this going to get quoted when I get 'outed' like Sam Axe? <yikes>
     
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