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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Every year is my last.

    Always fukin end up there tho <laugh>
     
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  2. Sucky

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    Mate, her brothers ex missus was there today yeah. She gave my brid keys about 2 weeks ago to feed her cat while she was on holiday.

    So she was there today and i mentioned it's a good thing she just gave her the keys and not the actual cat.

    Had no idea wtf i was on about until the two sisters whos cats we lost and rescued from ourelves explained what i meant <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Nuff more happened than that too ffs lol

    Basically tho, because i told my bird to let her dickhead sister know she was bopping us into the some Nigerian Mason greenwood music video, so my bird wouldn't have it until i spoke to her sister, she didn't understand my point so i took my bird out of it.

    Bro i been more carnivals than her little sisters had periods she shoudl show some fukin respect instead of turning that into "if carnivals too ghetto for you then don't come"

    She lucky i didnt jab her them with a ripped can of redstripe ther and then, about too fukin ghetto dumb **** <laugh>

    Im. Done now lol
     
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    Feliz dia del trabajador.

    Should stop calling them bank holidays here. ****s only open 10-3 anyway and the goon behind the counter only knows how to deposit a cheque anyway.

    Anyway good morning.
     
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    morning dude
     
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    Morning. Five more days on Brexit Island and three more days of work.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Also 8 stabbings. 275 arrests. At least the fighting in Newcastle we have just witnessed was all hands and nobody cowardly pulling out knives. London is now officially a **** hole. Congratulations Sadiq you got there in the end.

     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Apart from the 8 people that were stabbed <laugh>
     
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    Thats pretty well behaved for carni bruv.

    300 arrests from About 2m people and only 8 stabbings.

    Safe as ya like
     
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    Nearly halved the number of stabbings versus 2016. Good work Mayor Khan.
     
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  14. Sucky

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    Yeh 8.


    Genocide that practically <laugh>
     
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    does anyone respect the police these days……i very much doubt it and for good reason….that shipped sailed away long ago…..1984 for me miners strike fk da police
     
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  16. Sucky

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    Exactly.

    I dont even like khan but those carnival numbers saffs on about are nothing.
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Just an average house party for you in 1993.
     
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    Only when yor mum threw them but yeh exactly.

    Is what it is innit

    White football mobs bottle each other

    Mandem at carni stab each other

    Its all part of the fun and experience for both sides ykno
     
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    There’d be no stabbings with my mum in charge. The feral youths would be sent to their rooms without dinner.
     
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    No need to make this race related bruv
     
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