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  1. THE FOOL

    THE FOOL Well-Known Member

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    I'd say unlucky boys,

    But against 10 men, ****ing lol

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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    We didn't come out with the instructions to do anything against you lot, I think Gordon was genuinely the only one with any intent of doing anything. The rest were more than happy to pass it around aimlessly and expecting you lot to just make way.
     
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  3. cronemeister

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    TTA hardly had anything to contend with after the second foul that should have seen him walk. Quite why we didn’t batter that left hand side and get the **** sent off is beyond me, Gordon had the better of him up until that point.

    Absolutely ****ing gutted at that result, even a draw would have been a disaster but THAT is just inexcusable! I ****ing knew that chance that Barnes spurned at 1-0 when he was through and should have centered it for Wilson was gonna come back and bite us on the arse!
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    the ****er should have been off in the first without doubt
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    It's a good thing we had £40m Tino Liveramento on the bench, who has made a massive contribution to Newcastle United so far.

    What a massive waste of ****ing money.

    While Lewis Hall was in the stands wearing a nice hoodie, watching the gangly 7ft mountain troll in his position.
     
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  6. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Men against boys. All the safe Eddie Howe buys are now dragging us into nowhere. Look at Leicester, with Barnes, Maddison, Tielemans got relegated. Safe and PL experience is miles away from enough.

    Szoboszlai (like Diaby) have shown what talent exists. We’re exploring a model that is flawed and limited. Including Howe.
     
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  7. Roland Deschain

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    Yeah the idea that Almiron, Longstaff, Joelinton, etc are good enough is mental. We need a ruthlessness that we don’t have.
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

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    Oh my :cheesy:
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    go and **** yourself daft twat
     
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  10. Zanjinho

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

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    Handy one next week to get back on track!
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    We have signed a bunch of youth prospects and I am a bit concerned that to this day, Anderson, a lad already at Newcastle United is the only one of the lot who seems decent.

    What is the recruitment policy at Newcastle United?
     
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  13. ToonArmy1892

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    Have another go at the fans now bruno you ****ing bellend.
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Exactly man, thank you. Thank you.

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    Feel like I'm beating a dead horse with Bruno, but he has been ****ing ****
     
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  15. Consett Mag

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    From a winning position to lose against 10 men, that's about as low as it gets.
    We passed the ball around without actually attacking for most of that second half. Terrible choice which got the worst outcome.

    That's got to be Eddie Howe's poorest game.
    I just hope Botman isn't too badly injured.
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

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    I’ll mourn your title challenge hopes after today <whistle>

    Be back in a couple days when things have calmed down.
     
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  17. ToonArmy1892

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    We are naive as **** when it comes to crunch time...1-0 up against a ****e team with 10 men...come on eddie mate.
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    <confused>
     
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  19. Fox Mulder

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    I think expectations increased way above reality because of last season. Newcastle finished 5th once under Ashley , but we didn't start expecting to stay there.

    It's a 10 year plan to compete for honours, but because of last season people have forgotten.

    I'm sorry to say but it was always going to take a while to fix Ashley's mess.
     
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Stuart Pearce was saying you’re gonna win the league and you guys were all over it?
     
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