I accidentally dropped a load of Viagra tablets on the floor shortly after taking one. I was crawling around on all fives for about half an hour looking for them.
Romantic table for two booked for tonight. I hope she does better than last time - she only potted three reds.
So I was in your fair city today to go on a cruise to Spain and Portugal after traveling down from the west midlands. Unfortunately I got the date wrong and it's tomorrow All being well, I'll be back tomorrow.
If the trains hadn't been striking I'd have gone to the football, but as it turns out I'm going back to my sister's who I stayed with last night. But tbh this late on, Fratton park would have already sold out Went to Warwickshire pride last week, it was colorful Edit: turns out we are away!
Just seen pictures from the collision of 2 ships off Majorca. Stupidest thing I have ever seen….a girl running down a corridor with emergency siren going off…she has her hand over mouth as if scared…whilst taking a selfie Would have raised the general standard of human DNA if she had gone overboard.
Ancient Greek lad walks in to a tailors in Athens, holding up his torn toga. Tailor looks up and says “ Euripides ?” Bloke nods and says “ Eumenides?” Tailor nods.
Did you know that the word tog used to describe the quality of duvets (and some clothes) comes from the word toga. Also why clothes can be called togs. Not a lot of people know that.
