Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

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Now that's humour

 

There's hope for us all, this was voted the best joke at the Edinburgh fringe Festival:

"I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah."

Lorna Rose Treen's zookeeper pun
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-66569215

 

I can't even bring myself to give that a "like", it's that bad.

Not your post, the joke.

 

There are two rules in life:

1) Never give all of the information.

 

Disgraceful. That remark offends zookeepers AND cheetahs. Terrible.

 

If you can't explain something in simple terms, you don't understand it.

 

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Competition for Monty above . . . .
I thought that I’d start off with a joke about The Titanic . . . . just to break the ice

 

AND don't forget philanderers

 

My friend got locked in a coffee shop overnight. Now he only ever goes to Starbucks 'cos he's become Costa-phobic.

 

I entered the ‘How not to surrender’ competition, and I won hands down.

n.b. Monty started it

 

Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch !