The sunderland//newcastle Banter Thread

yes me and LTF sell the big issue whilst it's beneath the beatnik hobo

 

I have to admit I read twitter quite often but seldom post, I think I follow about 30, but that includes Skysports and a few sports journalists.

 

Horses Cock!!!


Didnt have anything really constructive to add but didnt want to miss out on a mammoth thread. Lol

 

I've always felt he thought he was cut above the rest of us, I see him more as a member of the Gideon society, going round selling bibles to people.

Well that's going tits up because they've just issued a prophet warning.....

 

I don't think people appreciate how hard we work selling the Big Issue, and you have to be so polite, (have you noticed how polite Big Issue sellers are)?

 

I dont work and I have a twitter account but dont like it so here I stay.

 

You're not the guy that's parked outside M&S at the Haymarket are you?

 

I think a tenner for the Big Issue is a rip off, I've often complained to the bloke who sells them outside my bank in Melton Mowbray but his response is " F*ck off, buy me can of Special Brew or I'll glass ya "

I'm sure I've seen him somewhere before he came to Melton Mowbray but just can't remember where, I was so incensed by his rudeness I asked him what his name was and his blunt reply was " It's a secret ". If you ask me he's got all the ingredients of a nasty individual.

 

sounds like our Bart to me

 

The last female Big Issue seller that spoke to me suggested that for a few coppers more I could have ................................................................................................. wait for it.











Two issues.

 

I think she said 2 tissues, big boy

 

How did you know that? It wasn't Lady E was it?

 

wash your mouth out, .................................................................I heard her say

 

Well I bet you're glad about that.

 

I thought my luck had changed.

 

it's just gone up to £15

 

I've just been to the bank and was going to wake you up but you looked so peaceful on that bench covered in newspaper I thought I'd leave you...

 

wasn't asleep i was plotting ...plus i picked your pocket of to the offy now for some vodka and cider

 

.....that's ok, you only took back what I took from your's when you were...ahem..plotting. Is it normal for people to plot with baccy stained dribble hanging off their beard?

 

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