The #LUFC Breakfast Debate (Wednesday 16th August)

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Stop rushing about you mad fool. Mad dogs and englishmen and all that.

Yeah, bit of a rookie error this morning. Woke up, saw a cloud and decided to go exploring. Half way there it was cooking us. Had to eat my own weight in ice cream to survive.

It's nice on me sunbed now though. Half 5 here. Spanish booty everywhere. Got to be careful cos Mrs Emu is keeping a close eye on me.
 
Yeah, bit of a rookie error this morning. Woke up, saw a cloud and decided to go exploring. Half way there it was cooking us. Had to eat my own weight in ice cream to survive.

It's nice on me sunbed now though. Half 5 here. Spanish booty everywhere. Got to be careful cos Mrs Emu is keeping a close eye on me.
It's ok that's what sunglasses are for they can't see you eyes. Hope you are not drooling though it's a big giveaway.
 
Yeah, bit of a rookie error this morning. Woke up, saw a cloud and decided to go exploring. Half way there it was cooking us. Had to eat my own weight in ice cream to survive.

It's nice on me sunbed now though. Half 5 here. Spanish booty everywhere. Got to be careful cos Mrs Emu is keeping a close eye on me.
Just watch out in case Lilo Lill is in the pool <ok>
 
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The blokes all seem a bit fat tbh. Makes me wonder how the hell they get these girls to go out with them. Its all very strange.

Fat Russian millionaires by any chance ?

There were 7 of those in the complex where my folks were, when they lived in Alicante, and they all had gorgeous girls on their arms.

Remember telling my dad he had been born in the wrong country;)
 
Yeah, bit of a rookie error this morning. Woke up, saw a cloud and decided to go exploring. Half way there it was cooking us. Had to eat my own weight in ice cream to survive.

It's nice on me sunbed now though. Half 5 here. Spanish booty everywhere. Got to be careful cos Mrs Emu is keeping a close eye on me.
If she catches you tell her the fat waiter caught your eye <whistle>
 
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All the blokes look like this..

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All the women look like this...

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Same on zante when the greeks leave the cities and go to the islands to cool off in summer. Big fat greek men and slim women younger than them.
 
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Anyone watching Victor Orta’s team in the European Supercup final against Man City….. yeah it’s a joke innit. He walks into a top job due to the job he did for Leeds?
 
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