British Politics spam thread

The Swedish Doom Goblin would take issue

If only the dumb arsed **** had gone to skool before the skools became lefty loony woke establishments

 

Not that she ever went anyway.

I blame her wealthy self entitled honky racist parents

 

Except, it didn't happen.

 

Bipolar is a mental health issue, not a gender issue. Dumbass.

It was your inappropriate use of a hyphen that ruined what could have been a reasonable joke.

 

I made the mistake of reading that. No ****ing idea what you're on about.

I won't make the same mistake again

 

Everything happens.

That's Life as big teeth used to say.

 

And apostrophe. Dont forget the apostrophe.

 

True. So, true. Funny, how it seems.

 

^^^ *Don't - this is not a pop

Anyways, I saw you guys had already called on that.

 

Don't assume my grammar. I'm hyphen fluid you ****ing bigot.

 

Good old Spandex Bollox. What a pile of doggy doings they were.

Still better than The Beetles mind you

 

Did you know that the apostrophe has its roots in gender issues.

 

That is most definitely a pop.

 

Grammar is important. Punctuation less so these days, sadly.

Grammar underpins our language, punctuation makes grammar understandable in very a rich and nuanced way.

 

True. So, true.

 

I do try to write correctly. Sometimes I make a **** up, as I did with the recent ones to be honest, other times I chuck stuff in just to get the bobble hats frothing. It's funny because even though I read only a small percentage of their posts, they seem to be littered with errors.

 

No, it's not

I spotted you deliberately missed your apostrophe to catch me out.

Amma kick ure nuts.