Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Calm down... you're up late enough as it is. Don't ruin your day tomorrow, etc.

Special decision, but ultimately, not surprising.

 

Sorry dad.

 

Haag's interview
"We were well organised defensively"

 

Have you noticed how close Haag is to HIAG

 

Spot on Bop

I’d opt to play for Klopp over Poch every day and twice on Sundays

 

try it if you ever get over there bro

make sure to leave your UK address though

they’ll need it to post your head back to your famalam

 

Some head ref has apologised, oh right cool then.

 

It all evens itself out in the end

 

Still waiting for our apology for Cantona scoring in the 27th minute of injury time at Loftus Road.

 

Says it all about how far this chump is gonna take them

 

That lives in your head

 

Newcastle are in his....he's asked for it and in the end he's going to get it...I know it , he knows it and you know it.

 

Reality on first game performances is about this - and they are ranked in order:

Citeh - still the team to beat - sold some top players but you wouldn't know it.

Newcastle - thrilling first performance and likely to become the neutrals favourite watch - Tonali and Barnes quality additions to what was already a pretty good squad.

Arsenal - great going forward but defensively still look susceptible and were hanging on against a rather mediocre team

Brighton - might even have put them above the Goons if not for their opposition- still playing some great football and unearthing gems

Liverpool - thought they just about edged the game but not much between them and the Chavs.

Chelsea - see Liverpool- should challenge for top 4 with that squad.

United - lucky to come away with the spoils and looked second best for most of the game against a club supposedly in crisis.

Spurs - lot of work to be done if they are going to finish above the teams above

Villa - bit of a car crash first game and work needed if they are seriously going to trouble those above - but a decent squad

 

I'm worried now

 

still the master of mind games

already ****ed with your heads

 

Has this ****er not taken up his rightful place next to Maggie Thatcher and Satan yet?

 

Think he's going senile tbh