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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by 123Daveyboy, Aug 13, 2023.

  1. 123Daveyboy

    123Daveyboy Well-Known Member

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    Watching tv news and some woman from some place or other has a bulletproof vest on. Genuinely why, what good will it do if some fecker shoots her in the head.
     
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    123Daveyboy, Aug 13, 2023
  2. Row 3

    Row 3 Well-Known Member

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    The tits will be protected, you could still play with them after the fatal headshot <ok>
     
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    Row 3, Aug 13, 2023
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  3. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    If you're quick enough you could shag her while she's still warm.
     
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    Smug in Boots, Aug 13, 2023
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    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear...
     
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  5. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Haha **** sake.

    Baggsy.
     
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  6. young2077

    young2077 Well-Known Member

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    Serious question have you ever fired any type of fire arm?
     
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  7. The Exile II

    The Exile II Well-Known Member

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    Because professionals are taught to aim for the body mass. Deliberate headshots and shoot to wound are Hollywood inventions for all but the top 0.0001%
     
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    The Exile II, Aug 13, 2023
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    young2077 Well-Known Member

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    This was my next point to make. Even snipers aren't going for headshots.

    Centre of mass is what anyone taught to shoot is aiming for, in other words exactly what the vest is protecting!
     
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    young2077, Aug 13, 2023
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  9. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    I remember my mates lass told me about 20 years ago that her older mate fancied me and asked me, through her, how old i liked my lasses. I said between the ages of 16 and still warm. I'm still waiting for the follow up. Although shes chance to be deed by now.
     
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    Oliver's Army Well-Known Member

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    This thread is insane. <laugh>

    Tits, bodymass, headshots.
     
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    Oliver's Army, Aug 13, 2023
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    WTF <yikes>
     
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    Smug in Boots, Aug 13, 2023
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  12. Oliver's Army

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    I see what you did there. <laugh><cheers>
     
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  13. The Exile II

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    In that order.
     
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    Reckon Billy is laughing his tots off looking up at this thread! Yes, I said up
     
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    marcusblackcat, Aug 15, 2023
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    Lee Harvey Oswald managed to do it....allegedly :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    Snaggey, Aug 15, 2023

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