Is it cheaper to run the gas fire in the living room than heating the whole house with the gas Central Heating? We spend most of our evenings in the living room. The boiler is only 4 years old, as is the gas fire. What do you reckon?
you could break up the furniture and stud partitions and burn them in the kitchen or living room , thus giving you no bills <cheapskate>
I reckon you're funnier when you do those match previews where you parody the Yanks. Well, you were before it got REALLY TIRESOME.
They used to raise a smile. Now people just put < laugh > out of politeness. You should move on by adopting a different nationality like Belgian to pillory.
Half the people I know have their electric meters knocked back every few months and have their house filled with electric radiators - not me though
Black yourself up, speak with a foreign accent, tell the authorities you're being harrassed in your own country for not paying a parking fine you got for leaving your goat on double yellows, ask for asylum, you'll get a nice fully furnished house, 500 quid a week and all your gas and electric bills paid for, hey presto, put the gas fire and the central heating on
