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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by eddieveeee, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    I assumed she died or something. never on here anymore. Think she was quite old and obese so wouldnt suprise me.

    I pulled a girl whilst wearing flip flops once!! How lad is that!!!!
     
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  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    The only thing I'm supporting at the moment is the doctor. Hopefully he puts you down when he finds you riddled with Aids <ok>
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Sorry Jen but if you read that you'll know he claimed that going to watch a Twilight film with some other "guys" (gays) was a great night out <yikes>

    Like I said; *****
     
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  4. - jordan -

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    only blokes who are absolute ****s wear flipflops, holty.
     
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  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I didn't get that far VenomPD. Thank you for summarising it for me. <laugh>
     
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  6. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Enjoying the single life at the minute but also quite like this girl but not sure if I do like her enough yet to ask her out.
    All I will say though to singletons on here - bit of advice, of you do really like someone but you are too scared to tell them. Listen to these lyrics:

    Its a song out now by this American artist called Katy Perry and I think the lyrics should be listened to as otherwise you will regret it

    "In another life
    I would be your girl (if you are male replace with boy)
    We keep all our promises
    Be us against the world

    In another life
    I would make you stay
    So I don't have to say
    You were the one that got away
    The one that got away"

    Very true I think
     
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  7. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Never has such a philosopher been such a stud. Beautiful words Holt.
     
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  8. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    I only did it once Jordan in all fairness. There was a hot girl going out who gets really turned on by toes, so whipped the old flip flops out and she was all over me. You gotta treat every girl different you see if you want to win their heart. Everyone is individual and needs different tactics
     
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    <laugh> you're a genius
     
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  10. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    yeah i saw it, its funny. i dont know where he gets the energy or imagination to come up with such stories.
     
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  11. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Cheers Loiner son - hunky mavericks for life bruv.

    Saints for win and venom look like such losers lol, bet neither of them have even kissed a girl ahahahaha
     
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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I gotta give it to Holt. He is by far the best WUM I have seen on this forum.
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i would have stamped on your toes in my heels <ok>
     
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    holt could you write and pm me an a-z on how to woo any woman?
     
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  15. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Nope never! Me and Venom should meet <ok>
     
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  16. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Nobody can just join, Holty recruited us Leeds18............... It`s an honour
     
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  17. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Not sure you can teach someone or give it in writing. You just got to be confident and folllow your heart and you will be a success.

    Jen, you wouldnt stamp on me. Not being arrogant but if I saw you on a night out, I would just have to look at you with my big eyes, flutter my great eyelashes and you'd be mine in a flash. Although I wouldnt complain because you come across as a very beautiful person.
     
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  18. irishgreen

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    You may have pulled your plonker whilst wearing flip flops Holt but a girl? I don't think so <doh>
     
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  19. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Irish - Ive told you before. Dont hate me cause you aint me.

    Tempted to get that tatooed on my rippling bicep lol
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Only fat biceps ripple <doh>

    Outted as a fat **** now. You don't pull girls, you just flatten them and think you've pulled.
     
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