I went into Sports Direct on Tuesday and asked for some condoms and KY jelly: "We are a sports shop." Said the assistant. On Wednesday I asked for a dual action 12 inch black dildo, some anal beads and a gimp mask. "We are a sports shop." Said the assistant. So, on Thursday, I went in and asked for some love eggs and a whip. Always with the same reply. Today as I went in, the assistant took me to one side and said. "Mate, you keep coming in and it's getting embarrassing you know we are a sports shop, what the f*ck do you really want?" I summoned up all my courage took a deep breath and said. "Can I have a Newcastle home shirt please?"
Hoped for a 2-1 fight for our lives tbh. It's been a complete massacre this second half, we are the real deal
Not sure what sort of side they’ll play against you. They’ve got a big game in Europe just a few days before they play you.