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Andre Dozzell watch

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  1. SW Ranger

    SW Ranger Well-Known Member

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    West London player ratings:

    Andre Dozzell: 4
    Was largely an anonymous figure in midfield”
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    Honestly that’s generous. I remember him trying and failing to tackle someone and trying and failing to win a header in the first ten and nothing else at all for 97 minutes.
     
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  3. Quite Possibly Raving

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    All of the WLS ratings were generous. Mostly 5 or 6 out of 10, which would imply some sort of draw or close defeat. If you get 5 or 6 for a 4-0 loss, what's needed to see some scores of 2 or 3?
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

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    Gubbins, bless him, deserved a -3. But he’s 22 rather than some 17-year-old thrown in during a flu outbreak.
     
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  5. Quite Possibly Raving

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    He gets a bonus point from me for nominative determinism. So -2.
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

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    His surname is quite funny too so -1.
     
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  7. QPR Oslo

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    Dozzell made a few important tackles and interceptions today. It was GA's fault that he left him and Field totally overrun by Watford's attacking 3 1st half, with Chair walking about on the left touchline and Smith and Kelman not getting back either.
     
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  8. Sutfol

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    He looked totally disinterested to me, I could make a couple of tackles in a match but given what an important creative role he’s supposed to have he offers absolutely nothing to the team.
     
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    'Andre Dozzell Watch', thought this might have been one of those novelty Mickey Mouse watches. Wouldn't be much use, only the left leg moves...
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    His career stats are quite something. Three goals and four assists in 165 pro career games. 2 and 2 in 92 Championship games. 1 assist and no goals in 53 League One games. Did we just buy him because his dad was once fairly good?
     
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  11. MickMack

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    Or his Dad and our DOF were mates?
     
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  12. stanleyparkerbowles

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    Could I have an honest Dozzell assessment from someone watching the game today please?
     
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  13. Yorkshire-Rs

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    If Colbeck is at least 50% fit Dozzell won't be playing
     
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    Clive reckons he won’t be in until Ipswich earliest but I’m hopeful The Duke will start in his place after 45 minutes of looking vaguely like a footballer.
     
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  15. Yorkshire-Rs

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    True, I tried to wipe the Watford debacle out of my mind,The Duke certainly got stuck In and ran around a lot neither of which Dozzell managed
     
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  16. SW Ranger

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    Dozell hat trick due.
    MoM award.
    Picked in Championship 11.
    Southgate looking at him.
     
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  17. Sutfol

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    Why is he always fit and available ffs
     
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    Had hoped he’d forget his passport today. Oh well.
     
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    Shades of Gerry Francis in that half****







    ****Mikele Leigertwood.
     
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  20. stanleyparkerbowles

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    Anyone got an honest fair assessment of his performance today?
     
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