Prediction League The 2023-24 Just Stop Oil Premier Prediction League

a special thanks to Jak for keeping us all entertained for another season


Friday 11th August
Burnley 1-3 Manchester City Haaland
Saturday 12th August
Arsenal 3-1 Nottingham Forest Saka
AFC Bournemouth 2-1 West Ham United Billing
Brighton & Hove Albion 2-0 Luton Town Mitoma
Everton 1-2 Fulham Calvert Lewin
Sheffield United 1-1 Crystal Palace Eze
Newcastle United 2-1 Aston Villa Wilson
Sunday 13th August
Brentford 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur Wissa
Chelsea 1-1 Liverpool Sterling
Monday 14th August
Manchester United 3-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers Rashford

 

WOOFUCKINGHOOOOOO !!! Lets ****ing gaaaaan lads and lasses! Thanks @JakartaToon for running the league again this year, i was hoping to see a new rule banning chippy from copying but no socks is a good starter for ten if nowt else!

Stick these in your staff's pipes and have them smoke them!

Friday 11th August
Burnley 1 - 2 Manchester City (Haaland)

Saturday 12th August
Arsenal 2 - 0 Nottingham Forest (Rice)
Bournemouth 1 - 1 West Ham United (Billing)
Brighton 3 - 1 Luton Town (Mitoma)
Everton 2 - 2 Fulham (Mitrovic)
Sheffield United 1 - 1 Crystal Palace (Eze)
Newcastle United 2 - 1 Aston Villa (Wor Miggy)

Sunday 13th August
Brentford 2 - 2 Tottenham Hotspur (Maddison)
Chelsea 2 - 1 Liverpool (Sterling)

Monday 14th August
Manchester United 3 - 1 Wolverhampton Wanderers (Mount)

 

Friday 11th August
Burnley 0 - 2 Manchester City (Haaland)

Saturday 12th August
Arsenal 3 - 0 Nottingham Forest (Saka)
Bournemouth 2 - 1 West Ham United (Solanke)
Brighton 3 - 1 Luton Town (Mitoma)
Everton 1 - 2 Fulham (Mitrovic)
Sheffield United 1 - 1 Crystal Palace (Eze)
Newcastle United 2 - 1 Aston Villa (Wilson)

Sunday 13th August
Brentford 2 - 1 Tottenham Hotspur (Maddison)
Chelsea 1 - 2 Liverpool (Salah)

Monday 14th August
Manchester United 3 - 1 Wolverhampton Wanderers (Rashfurd)

 

@JakartaToon, are you still allowing changes prior to the relevant match kick off time?

 

Friday 11th August
Burnley 0-2 Manchester City Haaland
Saturday 12th August
Arsenal 4-0 Nottingham Forest Saka
AFC Bournemouth 2-2 West Ham United Billing
Brighton & Hove Albion 3-0 Luton Town Pedro
Everton 1-1 Fulham Calvert DCL
Sheffield United 0-1 Crystal Palace Eze
Newcastle United 2-1 Aston Villa Barnes
Sunday 13th August
Brentford 2-2 Tottenham Hotspur Wissa
Chelsea 2-2 Liverpool Salah
Monday 14th August
Manchester United 3-0 Wolverhampton Wanderers Rashford

 

Not a fan of rule 3 tbh

 

Haaland scored already.

 

Yep. Probably a bit late now though!

 

OK, I guess I'll stick with Haaland then.

 

People should get a point for not picking haaland

 

Jak liked everyones predictions apart from mine

 

What an arsehole

 

You get points in the prediction league for not predicting the correct outcome?

 

Only in exceptional circumstances when everyone has it correct.

 

He didn't like Chippy's either, maybe he thinks you're another sock account.

 

@ToonArmy1892 jak is probably going to try and say it wasn't done deliberately btw.

 

Tell you what, let's do a deal. You get points for not picking Haalaand, but only IF the player you pick instead of Haaland is the one who scores the first goal. Deal?

 

I just picked Haaland are you mad

 

2. Receive 1pt for a correct result, 2pts for correct goal difference and 5pts for a correct score, plus an extra 3pts for correct first scorer.

So I get 11 points tonight, right?