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Chief's big fat thread of fitness

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Jan 1, 2018.

  1. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

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    Nowt wrong with it....it's the proportion and distribution that matters .

    Well does anything really matter ? Just do whatever keeps you happy .
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    We’ll all ultimately die without seeing our team win anything.
     
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  3. Fox Mulder

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    I agree
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Didn't know that, bloody hell <yikes>

    Had a queue a mile long last time I was there, so obviously not bad for business.
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    On the contrary, I've seen Saints win the FA Cup and the Johnsone's Paint Trophy

    Take me now, Lord
     
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  6. Fox Mulder

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    Have another bagel and stfu fatso.
     
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    Yeah proper nutjob who wasn’t meant to be in the house without a brother there to stop him doing something but the mum let him in one day and he stabbed them both in the basement.

    Good bagels though.
     
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    196 x 1 on the chest press today. Try and hit 200 before holiday. Failed at 201.

    14kg down and 15cm off the gut so getting there. Should be cut for Xmas.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Torn calf last night on a little MTB route just before dark.
    6 weeks suggested rest. That’s bollocks as I have a cycling trip to Mallorca booked for October.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    ToB cycling in my area today. Having a trip out to see them at a few different locations.
     
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    Controversial but I think women should have separate gyms.
     
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  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Massive fat ****ers should maybe.

    Where I go (during work week) is at a local college.

    Not much kit, but cheap as **** and usually dead.

    Last night a family of three; Dad, Mum and son (teenager I think but how he got such a gargantuan overhanging fat ****ing gut so young is beyond me) all turn up just after me.

    Combined weight, about 140 stones.

    All great in principle, they're making the effort. They definitely should do some work.

    But collectively, they occupied as much as they could, all at the same time.

    Dad stood between the only inclinable benches, right in front of all the dumbbells, to do lateral raises with 8kg bells.

    You're in the way mate.

    He then does three or four reps on everything, with his fat son following round and doing the same.

    Mum just tried out treadmill, rowing machine, bike, and various machines, for about 30 seconds a pop, leaving a fabulous odour behind her.

    Might have to find somewhere else, where three people can't clog up the whole ****ing place.

    I hope they succeed though, obvs.
     
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    There's a fat bloke in mine who gets in early every day does about 3 exercises and then an hour later I see him sitting in Greggs when I drive back.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    They will be getting it subsided or free on NHS
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    Because they’re out-lifting you?
     
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    They do nowt just parading themselves about. Some take cameras in and I hate that.
     
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    Suits me.
     
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  20. Fox Mulder

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    Ahhh a gym creep ...
     
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