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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, Jun 5, 2023.

  1. Alexanderallen

    Alexanderallen New Member

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    After years of procrastination I have finally published my first book with a couple of others in the pipeline. It’s certainly not going to get any nominations, but would be great for some honest feedback here if anyone is willing to shell out 6.99 or waste a few bourse of their life if they have Kindle Unlimited.

    Of course, at least in Kindle/Amazon give it an okay rating so it doesn’t totally bomb, I have a wife and kids to feed
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    https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CDR3LGBM/?tag=not606-21





    PS: posting this under my pseudonym.
     

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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I thought it was ****e.
     
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  3. Alexanderallen

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    Cracking review, and dare I say; maybe appropriate!

    Wait till you read the follow-up!
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I wrote a book once. It was really nice.
     
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  6. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I’ve left you a great review. You need to publicly thank me or I’m removing it. A new thread should do it.
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    **** off attention whore <ok>

    Are you not getting enough attention from your husband?
     
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  8. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I don’t do nice things for the good of my health.

    I like people to think I’m a great person.

    Otherwise… what’s the point?
     
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  9. Easter Road 1980

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    There's no point to anything, haven't you realised that yet?
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    The abridged history of the BBC?

    We've all read it, **** knows how many times.
     
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  11. Easter Road 1980

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    ******phile
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    They say “never judge a book by its cover”, just as well in this case.
     
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  13. Alexanderallen

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    Definitely judge the book by its cover, unless of course you think the cover is a masterpiece; then, yup your right.
     
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  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    The cover of Fisting Firemen 9, was accurate to a T.
     
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  15. stopmeandslapme

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    From that title I can't tell if it's about firemen being fisted by non-firemen, non-firemen being fisted by firemen or firemen being fisted by firemen or maybe a mixture of all of those. Does the cover illustration make it more clear as to what the contents are?
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

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    It's freely available at pre-skool nurseries around the woke UK <ok>

    Got to start them off early in Lefty Loony Wokeworld.
     
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  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Firemen and hoses with varied nozzles.

    And a 200kg drum of astroglide
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Where they Spanish fireman, José and Hose B?
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Is it Ponders Jip or Ackworth that wrote the book ?
     
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ simpleton **** can't even get this right
     
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