Sela Cup thread.

Still, at least he’s not Mason Mount.

 

Can some **** in the Leazes end that doesn’t require bi-focals see if there is self service lager machines please?

 

More importantly can my mouth fit under the taps whilst my bank card scans the payment machines?

 

I have varifocals does that count - also, I'm not at the match today.....

 

That disqualifies you unless you seen them yesterday in concourse in which case…… first round at villa is on me

 

as long as it's just your gob and you don't use it like a bidet

 

Could have done with one of them earlier. Heard whimpers, got concerned then realised it was my own echo

 

Sunderland fan spells murderers incorrectly in toon bogs.

 

NO

None here

 

Is that

1. No s***s in the Leazez End

or

2.Everyone has bi-focals

or

3. No self service lager machines?

 

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Goalllllll 1-0 Fiorentina

 

2-0

 

Nice goal for Nice

2- 1

 

FT

2-1

 

So avoid defeat and bank £500m in prize money

 

There you are ScotMag, the Pope works on Sundays too.

 

By playing Dummett, Lascelles & Ritchie together.

 

Of course he’s my spokesman on the planet

 

1 nil
Murphy