Why does my wife always wait till I'm out of hearing range before asking me to "Merm fumfr ternpezz brnerfery" ?
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more! After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed. Girl: Where is he? Father: You don't know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the f*cking toilet!
I would just like to be the first on congratulating Celtic for clinching the 2023/24 Scottish Premiership title.
I'll second that. What a season. Predictable as usual, one or two scares along the way, poor 4 - 0 wins over clubs they should be beating 6 and 7 nill at half time,but as you say well worthy Cup and leauge winners.