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Girlfriend's 21st

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  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    right only a matter of days to go to it now, any suggestions that are serious will be much appreciated cos im strugglin
     
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  2. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Surprise her by putting a sex video of her on the net
     
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  3. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    So you have months to plan this and days before you're on a forum looking for answers.
    Give her the best present and tell her to go find someone else
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    Go to Rox (jewellers) and buy her a sweetie bracelet. It's a bangle you can add trinkets to, so that's future birthday presents sorted too.

    Or go see your doc and learn techniques to control your premature ejaculation problem. She'll appreciate that too.

    Or pm me, I've a few techniques for it myself.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hang on, I've probably got one of her in my collection. I'll pop it on the net as a nice birthday surprise. Ian can thank me later.
     
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  6. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    or you could just let me pump you? doubt it will even touch the sides so dont need to worry about blowin my load.

    i'll be roon in hauf an oor <ok>
     
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  7. Tina_old

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    You're all talk, ****.

    I was trying to be helpful. I won't bother my ****ing arse the next time you ungrateful hare triggered prick!
     
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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Shoes ...

    Burds love shoes. Go to Office n get her nice shoes or boots!
     
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  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Is the technique "pump a tranny with wonky tits"?
     
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  11. Tina_old

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    No, but do tell?
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Get her a gram of sulphate and a bottle of Merrydown. Tell her it was going to be Champagne and Coke but you were feeling cheap.
     
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  13. User Deleted

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  14. Tina_old

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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Give her a voucher for her favourite shop - burds love shoppin (and moaning)...

    Tell her on teh day she goes shopping, you'll meet her and take her to her favourite restaraunt!
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Get her a ****toy minotaur <ok>

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    Women love that ****.
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    Only if our men can't perform properly.

    Oh wait...
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i went to leyton orient for my 21st and got smashed with members of my extended family then had a chinese. ****ing perfect.
     
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  19. Chancer

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    On her 21st (many years ago) I sent flowers to her work, charm bracelet, perfume, cd and a weekend away.

    Oh and an engagement ring.
     
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  20. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I gave my suggestions ages ago but, even if you can't decide what present to buy, make sure you give her one.
     
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