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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    Taking back control.
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    A low back wireless lifting bra, would sort her right out.
     
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  3. DMD

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    What happens if they never implement it?

    I'm guessing sunny uplands.
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    The natural conclusion is we invade France at the same time we build a wall around our island and accidentally lock ourselves out.
     
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    And up go the rates again.

    Hold your/you've some nerve Rishi
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I'm in the EUROPEAN UNION

    & the climate change is down right dangerous

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    Pull your finger out Ursula-von-der-leyen people are dying
     
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  8. Uncle Colm

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    The rate rise is something to do with Just Stop Oil and Labour being in cahoots. It is, you know? :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  9. QuarterMoonII

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    Okay, I am going to confess that I am boycotting all coffee shops. It took little time to come to this decision as I cannot stand coffee, so I never go in any of them anyway.

    People that shell out fortunes for frothy coffee at these places are clearly brain dead so they deserve to be mocha-ed.

    Clearly one of the coffee chains will soon be announced as Labour’s frothy coffee rip-off merchant of choice by Dame Kelly Stormer. That said, he did not drink Bud Light with his curry in Durham so he missed a trick there.

    Sensible people go in Wetherspoon and drink tea, with free refills. As no alcohol is involved, the cost of tea will be going neither up nor down as Rishi Sunak tries to curry favour with voters by tinkering with the tax on alcohol.
     
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  10. QuarterMoonII

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    There is no logic to your statement but that is hardly surprising.

    Since the area of the North Sea where the licenses have been permitted is in British waters, we are entirely entitled to refer to it as our oil and gas. The oil and gas coming from those fields will be piped ashore in Britain. As far as I am aware no licenses have been issued by the British government for exploration in the Middle East or Canada.

    We have pipelines under the North Sea that bring us oil and gas from Norway, which I think we can safely refer to as Norwegian. Those tankers bringing LNG here from the United States we can safely refer to as bringing us American gas.

    When the dead dinosaurs that were squashed to make oil and gas roamed the Earth, there was no Britain, Norway, United States of America, Saudi Arabia or Qatar.
     
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    To be fair mate going into Starbucks and demanding a can of Tennent's Super was never going to end well for you.
     
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  12. QuarterMoonII

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    Supertanskii clearly does not have two brain cells to rub together.

    The brain dead of Twitter have lapped up the factually inaccurate and misleading drivel from London Economic. The Infosys memorandum of understanding with BP was to provide IT services not drill for oil or gas. Infosys have been providing services to BP for more than 15 years so that is nothing to do with Rishi, who has only been married to the founder’s daughter since 2009, at which time he was not even an MP.
     
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    Two brain dead imbeciles from one Twitter regurgitation.

    Marina Purkiss is the desperate Leftie loser that they keep getting on the TV as balance so that she can screw up. Strange how she seems to think that oil firms “pay little or no tax” when they currently pay over 75 per cent. But why would she let facts get in the way of a Leftie rant?

    Captain Mannering thinks the Labour Party “stands for working people”. How come they have spent so little of their hundred plus years in power? Is it because they started out pretty much as Communism-lite and the ‘working people’ aspired to more than that?

    The last time they were in power they bankrupted the country and Gordon Brown ended up having to bail out the banks that he had failed to regulate, leaving the debt on the books for taxpayers as well as all the PFI contracts still to pay for thirty years.
     
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    <doh> What a brain dead imbecile – quoting useless Femi as some sort of reliable source.
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    Whereas they had to ban you from the local council pool for jumping in after it had been drained.
     
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    Worse things happen at sea.
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    What’s the worst thing to ever happen at sea?
     
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