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I've never been to a haven.... worst I've been to was pontins at Blackpool.

 

Okay, try that kids disco **** but outside in 35 degrees after drinking all day and still not being pissed enough for it

 

Sure I’ve just seen toonboy bust some moves

 

Why in gods name are you in a kids disco?

 

Coz I’m with my kid in a disco

 

You ruined it for him he was probably hoping to score and you've cramped his style.

 

He did that within 5 minutes of getting here man. He’s now showing the other kids how to play football

 

I was talking about pussy...he's surely not more interested in 5 a side? Worrying

 

He’s 9

 

Fair enough probably still hoping for a 1st pube

 

Hey, kids hung with most the lads on here

 

Magdad sitting around playing passy the parcel.

 

I wouldn’t be devastated if Bruno went. If he wants to go in the future, he should say instead of haggling on his improved contract. We could possibly get £80m for him now. he was quiet second half of the season.

 

That said I don't think Newcastle won a single game without him.

He'll be sold though it’s inevitable.

 

Obi, trev, Chippy etc have video evidence to the contrary mate

 

Hey, don't bring me into you taking videos at a kids disco. I want nothing to do with it.

 

Have they ever got anything right? They spend more time discussing the colour of each others pants than worrying about what you're doing.

 

To be fair it was my kid calling Obi a ****er on video at said disco

 

I can see you all sitting around drinking cartons of juice now.

It's a really weird vision.