My wife called me while I was at work. "Honey, I'm getting contractions," she grunted. "I need you to drive to the hospital." When I got there I called her back and said, "What do you want me to do now?"
I walked into Subway and said to the cashier, “I’ve just bought a sandwich from you, I took one bite and 2 teeth fell out” “maybe you bit down too hard?” she replied “they’re not my teeth.” I said.