Cricket - The Ashes 2025-2026

The telly?

 

Cricket should be played in London, not out in the sticks.

 

The players would probably all get stabbed to death, after being unceremoniously bumfucked obviously.

 

Trev was aware

 

Tommy triple bogey on the 17th par 3,he didn't let you down finishing - 4.

 

That was a damp squid.

 

What do funeral directors and England cricketers have in common? They don’t want to lose the Ashes.

 

We should let that joke rest in peace.

 

What are you going to spend your ill gotten gains on, a house?

 

I’ve got an early morning flight from Manchester, in December. It’ll pay for the hotel the night before.

 

You can buy a whole hotel for £100?

 

Yes. Manchester is a ****hole.

 

Watching Scotland v Austria T20 match. There’s a crowd there of about 14 people. Think it’s at Edinburgh. Scotland hammering them. Austria would get smashed off my local cricket club they’re that bad.

 

It’s all gone Fatboy Slim.

 

Get the feeling 300 would have been a good score?

Am away, so haven't been able to actually watch, but the Aussies put us in for a reason.

Hopefully we can get into them this evening session and it becomes another second innings test. Sounds like Wood could have a field day here.

 

Then again, maybe not.

 

Ireland qualified for the T20 World Cup, good outside bet imho.

 

You both managed to dodge any countries that actually play cricket.

 

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