Trev. First. He would tell Banner he'd lost the keys to the laboratory. Banner would start to get angry and while he was fruitlessly searching his pockets, he'd grow into the incredible hulk and his trousers would get really tight and his hands would be stuck in his pockets Then Trev could easily hit him over the head with a microscope or something.
Arguably the biggest achievement in football. Forest winning the first division and European Cup twice. Along with Derby County winning the first division in '72 and Leicester's Premiership title. Something about the East Mids?