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Cricket - The Ashes 2025-2026

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Oct 16, 2021.

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  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I reckon I'll be collecting about half 5.
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    That's the British Isles weather, Yanks don't like it but shouldn't be a problem for the Europeans, same weather here in Dublin which isn't that far away, I play in that regularly but I'm still ****e.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 23, 2023
  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Tommy got a birdie, - 6 now.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 23, 2023
  4. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Typical, I'm wrong as usual!!
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    *Lunch.
    Which must be eaten at lunchtime, we are not barbarians.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 23, 2023
  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Are they having a kickabout?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 23, 2023

  7. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Southern ponce. :emoticon-0172-mooni

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  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    What do the cricketers call it? Even in Manchester.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 23, 2023
  9. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    :afro:

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  10. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    We call it dinner because it’s ate at dinner time.

    Breakfast, dinner, tea and supper.
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Dinner, served at 7:15pm.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 23, 2023
  12. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    I was hoping you wouldn't read that bit. <laugh>

    It was delayed because of the weather.
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Facking norverners and their stupid language and their sh!tty weather.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 23, 2023
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  14. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    And big penises… but we don’t brag.
     
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    Saf, Jul 23, 2023
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  15. Easter Road 1980

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    Is it penises or penii?
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jul 23, 2023
  16. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    How am I supposed to know you dirty ****ing shirt lifter?

    Let’s ask @monacoger to confirm.
     
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    Saf, Jul 23, 2023
  17. DMD

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    Think about it, the penii will drop. <ok>
     
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    Getting any play today?

    Hopefully not <cheers>
     
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    **** you tranny.
     
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  20. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Cricket was invented in the deep south, so we should get to see it at least somewhere.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jul 23, 2023
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: /// inserts cricket ball up anus, all nigels are mongs, orish are king poofers, But they can spell, in mong language, dullbynamedullbynature

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