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    Can't argue with that. <applause>
     
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    It's a living response to the question "what's the difference between a duck?"

    One of his legs are both the same.
     
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    "Can't find the rosemary? I'm sure we could find it together."

    Montague Withnail.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Oh wait, "Withnail and I" the ****test movie ever made. Liked by dumbasses. But, in their defence, dumbasses don't know they are dumbasses.
     
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    <laugh>

    Almost 16 million trees have been chopped down on publicly owned land in Scotland to make way for wind farms, an SNP minister had admitted amid a major drive to erect more turbines.
    Mairi Gougeon, the Rural Affairs Secretary, estimated that 15.7 million trees had been felled since 2000 in land that is currently managed by agency Forestry and Land Scotland (FLS) - the equivalent of more than 1,700 per day.



    SNP admits to felling 16 million trees to develop wind farms (msn.com)
     
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    Right you ****er, I'm going to do the washing up!
     
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    From what I can gather, the Moggster got shot in the leg during a boar hunt in Shropshire in 1989. The wound went septic and the surgeon lopped off the leg. Instead of using a prosthetic limb, JR-H has a small unicycle fitted.

    Just had a bag of beef Seabrooks. Handsome.
     
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    It’s obviously a bit more than his political views though or Duncs would have nowhere to receive his allowance.
     
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    Happy by-election day everyone. Only another 236 tweets from Farage and 2737383 from GB News about Farage until it’s over x
     
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