I looked down one morning, in the shower, and could not see it, even at its longest it had gone, how depressed I was. That was a few years ago now, could not talk about it for quite some time, shrinking with age I thought. The mind is a funny thing because when I held it it seemed its normal size, the mind playing tricks I reasoned. In the end the worry got to much so I summoned up all my nerve and made an appointment to see my doctor, what a meeting that was. How do I start explaining to a man how my dick is shrinking and now at the point I cant even see it when I look down, well somehow I blurted it out. Undress and let me take a look the doctor said, the humiliation was unbearable but I did and he looked, well I asked, what can you do about it. Easy said the doctor, go on a diet because your ****ing gut is bigger than your dick and hiding it, I was so happy.
So are we to assume it was the gut bit that wasn't true and your knob has actually has disapeared. lol