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The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Foo, May 20, 2011.

  1. Sweats

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    Yeah I would, you are bound to get some twats in there that go completely overboard with group participation.. and ask loads of really annoying questions.
     
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  2. Chief

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    Just been for the Friday breakfast interesting addition of Bubble and Squeak down here. Very nice too. Stuffed up to buggery now though.


    I can imagine there'll be some dick at the end asking loads of questions when you just want to go home.
     
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  4. Sweats

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    bored of being ill now..
     
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    Where's Tunns ?

    You two have been quiet aswell. International breaks are ****.
     
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  6. Sweats

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    Good point he has not been around for ages... may text the old bastard..
     
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  7. Chief

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    I'm sure Tunns is on holiday. Without him and Foo this thread dies as me and Sweats are off on the banter, unless there is some 'off topic' stuff to discuss.


    Like this for instance; very wierd happening on Saturday night. My girlfriend is six months pregnant but still frisky so I decided to give her a nice treat. So, I'm down there giving head and all I can feel is the bloody baby moving about!!!


    Good luck sleeping tonight fellas. Or eating your tea.
     
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  8. Sweats

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    That seems just plain wrong.. Though I have to say I'd consider it if i hadn't had my leg over for a while..

    found out sometghing on saturday which made me chuckle, my ex who is pregnant, apparently went with an initial scan as to the sex of the baby (apparently not that accurate??) and has consequently painted the room pink bought everything for a little girl... and on a recent scan turns out its a boy... <laugh>
     
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  9. Chief

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    Bloody hell, she didn't mess about did she?

    We've never found out the sex of any of ours, I personally don't know why anyone would.The suprise is really very nice.
    I know we'll have a third boy, it's inevitable. It's going to be mental in our house with three lads. I'm not even entirely sure I want a girl this time but I think she'd like one and they are, allegedly, a lot quieter and easier to handle.
     
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    think she was pregnant with a month or so from when we were meant to be married... I genuinely dont care, I hated her told her i never wanted kids with her and then told her to **** ff an marry someone else... hardly suprising really eh??
     
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    Did she marry someone else?

    You've taken an entirely different direction obviously!
     
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  12. Sweats

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    No she hasnt married anyone else.. just got knocked up quick.. good luck to her..

    Weirdly I would happily have kids with the current gf.. for a start she is not mental and really funny and comes from good stock!
     
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  13. Chief

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    Good stock and an entirely different gene pool is what is required. You can't take the risk of ****ing ugly kids.

    By good stock do you also mean rich? Even better!!!
     
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  14. Sweats

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    Don't think there is any chance of ugly kids bearing in mind they will have my gene's.. Her immediate family aren't rich, very middle class though!! Her mum is married to a multi millionaire!.. They are the sort of family that ski every year... the first thing they have all said to me is do you ski before asking me anything else... So i will be having skiing lessons next year as they are already expecting me to join them on the annual skiing holiday in 2013.. clearly I will snow board as thats far cooler thing to do.. I said i used to be a good skate boarder so imagine i would be fine, to which i was shot down in flames for saying as apparently its not the same, allbeit balancing on a piece of wood clearly is not the same.. I was also good at wakeboarding and again i am told its not the same or remotely similar... but again its balancing on a piece of wood...
     
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    I think they will want you to ski!! If you board you're immediately seperating yourself from them.

    All this ski talk reminds of what could have been. We planned to go every year as back then I used to get a nice bonus. But then the recession struck, the bonuses stopped and we had more kids.
    Never did get to pull on a snow board!
     
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    Why would i be seperating myself from them if i board? go on the same slopes dont you? Plus i honestly believe I will be able to board as the balance IS the same as wake boarding and skate boarding.. its just how you turn is different isn't it??
     
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    I suppose you will be on the same slopes. Apart from the fact that they sound like they will be highly skilled and you'll be a beginner of course.

    You'll be on the same mountain anyway.
     
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  18. Sweats

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    Clearly being the skilled sportsman that i am I am sure I will pick itup just fine..

    Though intend to go on a dry ski slope for some lessons and to a snow dome next year.. will do it in secret as well so if i do end up going they will all be highly impressed..
     
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    You've gotta keep your weight forward on the snowboard, but slightly backwards on the wakeboard, and hence you also control your direction with a different leg. That threw me the first time I tried snowboarding, but I soon picked it up. Just make sure to get some padded shorts or you'll break your arse from all the sitting down on packed snow...
     
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  20. Sweats

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    <ok>

    I dont get what you mean.. I skated sketchy as am right footed but skated right foot forward.. so you turn with your front foot in snow boarding then??
     
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