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  1. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Oh boy, this is potentially very bad for The Sun



     
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    No surprise there. Scum.

    Maybe the BBC and Tim Davie should get some credit here too for going through the correct due process? No, thought not...
     
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  5. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    "Nassar, 59, was stabbed twice in the neck, twice in the…Show more" If that's not click bait, I don't know what is
     
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    My pet mouse "Elvis" died last night.

    He was caught in a trap.
     
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    A man and his wife went to the doctor.

    The husband told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.


    The doctor checked his blood pressure and ran some other tests, then took the woman to a cubicle behind his office and asked her to undress completely.


    He asked her to turn around slowly, which she did, and then turn around in the other direction.


    Finally he said 'OK, come back out when you are dressed'.



    Whilst she was getting dressed the doctor said to the man, "Well, you can relax, there is nothing wrong with you.
    I couldn't get an erection either".
     
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  11. It'sOnlyAGame

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    Best joke so far 2023
     
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    Troy Hawke, professional greeter.



     
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  13. Schrodinger's Cat

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    Brilliant. I can't believe the waitrose manager moved him on though, I bet customer satisfaction went up and it cost them nothing
     
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  14. Number 1 Jasper

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    Has anyone else seen this yet ?

     
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  15. Number 1 Jasper

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    Did he really ?
     
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  16. Number 1 Jasper

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    I’m not normally one who agrees with litigation .

    I hope the poor boat driver gets something .


    Bournemouth beach deaths: No police action to be taken
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    Sunnah Khan and Joe Abbess were pronounced dead in hospital on 31 May
    By Stephen Stafford
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    No criminal offences were committed in relation to the deaths of two people off Bournemouth beach, police said.

    Sunnah Khan, 12, and Joe Abbess, 17, both drowned when they were suspected to have been caught in a riptide next to the pier at the resort on 31 May.

    Police said they investigated whether a sightseeing boat, the Dorset Belle, had caused dangerous sea conditions but concluded it was not to blame.

    A man, initially arrested on suspicion of manslaughter, will face no action.

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    The Dorset Belle pleasure boat was inspected by police following the deaths
    A preliminary inquest hearing last month was told there was a "suggestion" a riptide led to the teenagers' deaths.

    Riptides are strong currents running out to sea that can quickly drag people and objects away from the shoreline to deeper water.

    Det Ch Supt Neil Corrigan, of Dorset Police, said: "...information was given to police, which indicated that the movement of a boat - the Dorset Belle - immediately before the incident occurred could have contributed toward creating dangerous sea conditions.

    "Witnesses suggested that there had been similar issues with the vessel having created such problems previously."

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    The beach was cleared as emergency services attended the incident
    The boat was later impounded and examined as part of the investigation. It has since been released.

    The detective added: "...it was necessary to instruct an expert to review the material gathered by police. It was simply not possible to make a decision in this case without expert advice.

    "The instructed expert needed time to review the evidential material and also to consider the prevailing tide and meteorological conditions at the time alongside the topography of the shoreline at the location.

    "As a result of all of the evidence available, we are now able to confirm that we do not believe that the movement of the Dorset Belle contributed to the incident."

    Bournemouth, Christchurch and Poole Council suspended all boat operations from the pier "as a precaution" last month.

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    Stephanie Williams wants to improve safety after the death of her daughter
    The beach had been packed during half-term when a number of people swimming off the eastern side of Bournemouth Pier got into difficulties shortly before 16:00 BST.

    The area was cleared while emergency services dealt with the incident. Dorset Police said 11 people were rescued by RNLI lifeguards.

    Joe and Sunnah both suffered critical injuries and died in hospital.

    Joe, a trainee chef from Southampton was described as a "fabulous young man" by his family.

    Sunnah's mother Stephanie Williams, from High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, paid tribute to her "beautiful daughter", saying "no parent should ever have to go through what her dad and I are going through".

    She had her proposals to improve water safety heard in Parliament earlier this week.

    Aylesbury MP Rob Butler raised the issue during a debate on water safety and drowning prevention.

    Dorset Police said it would work with the coroner to provide a report covering the incident and investigation.

    A further pre-inquest hearing is due to be held on 18 September.
     
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  17. ChilcoSaint

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    Niche joke time
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  18. It'sOnlyAGame

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    The boat has been sold, probably not just because it was impounded but part of the reason.

    https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/23618058.bournemouth-beach-dorset-belle-sold-island-cruises/
     
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