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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Never had a conversation with one so would never make that presumption, how do you rate yourself against them?
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You said their planet exploded, they survived and reached Earth?
     
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  3. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Do you struggle to understand what you read in context with the conversation?
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    A fair scale would be

    Diego < snail **** < jellyfish < Me

    If you admit you were talking bollocks about your space eggs you might overtake snail **** in the rankings <ok>
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    KYASAP twat face <laugh>
     
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  6. Farked19

    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, jellyfish, probably.
     
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  7. Diego

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    I will stick where i am thanks :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  8. Diego

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    Even You are above a jellyfish probably mate but never having had a conversation with one i can't confirm that.
     
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  9. Uncle Colm

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  12. Diego

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    It would seem immigration is not a problem of Britain alone, the EU is being swamped by African boat people with Italy taking the brunt of it and Germany facing problems (also cuaght with a massive labour shortage too so we are not alone).

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-66202565
     
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  13. Diego

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    Does any part of this sound familiar to anyone? Strange how some countries put themselves first.

    The Dutch government collapsed last week because the governing coalition could not agree on new restrictions on immigration, and the once uber-liberal Scandinavian countries have also adopted tough policies. Denmark's Social Democrat-led government passed a law in 2021 allowing it to relocate asylum seekers to countries outside the EU while their cases are reviewed.
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Even space eggs are smarter than you
     
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  15. Archers Road

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    Could house them on meteorites <ok>
     
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    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    • Researchers just announced the discovery of the nucleobase uracil—one of the building blocks of RNA—in a sample from the asteroid Ryugu.
    • This isn’t the first time a nucleobase has been discovered in a sample of a space object, but it’s the first time we’ve been able to rule out contamination from Earth as an explanation for its presence.
    • Scientists look forward to comparing these results to samples from the asteroid Bennu in the near future, which will be returned to Earth by NASA’s OSIRIS-Rex mission.
    The team considers these findings to be evidence in favor of the long-time theory that the basic components of life might have originated elsewhere in the universe and been brought here on the backs of objects like meteorites. This is not quite suggesting we came from aliens, but according to the team, there’s every chance that the foundational components of life formed elsewhere and came together to make life as we know it after they arrived on Earth.

    https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/a43369141/new-evidence-suggests-earth-life-came-from-space/
     
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  17. Easter Road 1980

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    All you lefty loony woke hypocrites can put them up in your palatial homes <laugh>

    ****ing twats.
     
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  18. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Snail ****
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    So a 70 year old virgin lives with his mum, how quaint
     
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