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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Diego

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    You seem obsessed with starfish mate, are the chocolate ones your favourites?
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

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    They are. They come from the same planet as myself.

    They helped construct the pyramids amongst other other worldly phenomena.
     
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  3. Ponders Revisited

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    I've been known to dabble from time to time, my friend.
     
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  4. Toby

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    On a scale of 1-10, how drunk are you right now?

    If you're sober then you're even more stupid than I thought. Which is ****ed.
     
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  5. Toby

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    :emoticon-0129-call:
     
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  6. Diego

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    Bit beyond you was it?
    Don't worry mate there are many like you, luckily not too many.
     
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    <laugh> You're just saying unbelievably stupid **** just to get attention, right?

    Do you know what a meteorite is, right?

    Can you tell me what it's made of?

    Once that's done, can you tell me where your egg-filled meteorite comes from?

    Keeping up so far?

    How long did it take to reach Earth? They aren't known for taking the direct route.

    See where I'm coming from? Nope? Answer this then.

    Do you know what happens to a meteorite when it approaches Earth?

    Let's see if your booze-soaked 'brain' connects the dots...
     
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  8. Uncle Colm

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    I can understand how an RNA strand can withstand being exposed in outer space and being bombarded by gamma and alpha rays: Apollo 12 retrieved a probe that still had dormant common cold germs on a moon rover that had been there over a year. But a ****ing egg surviving millennia on an asteroid? FFS. Yeah, he's drunk again. :emoticon-0175-drunk
     
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  9. Diego

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    I think all meteorites come from the moon in a straight line mate and are small enough to burn up in the Earths atmosphere (ignore the crators all over the planet and the demise of the Dinosaurs).
    I believe all eggs have the same gestation period and never wait until the environment is right for them to hatch.

    Weird thinking innit.
     
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  10. Diego

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    Yeah i get that. The eggs in my fridge go off after six months.
     
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  11. Toby

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    So you're sticking to your egg theory?

    How do these adventurous jellyfish lay eggs on meteorites? Do they jump up into space to lay them on meteorites passing by? Or lay eggs on a stone and throw it really really high into the sky?
     
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  12. Toby

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    Diego is very very smart. He says so himself
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

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    The smelly vegan lefty loony woke hypocritical champagne socialist is beside himself <laugh>

    ****ing stupid twat.
     
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  14. Diego

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    Maybe the word eggs has confused you because you have chickens in mind?
    Pretty sure they don't end up on meteorites by jumping or flying on to them, if they end up on them at all it's probably because they were on a planet that exploded or was impacted by another meteorite and their piece of land got thrown into space.

    Do you really think something could fly up to a passing meteorite and lay a few quick eggs?
     
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  15. Toby

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    Pished yourself again?
     
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  16. Diego

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    I don't consider myself smart and would never say that.
    I do think of myself as a little above some though in the intelligence department.
     
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    You're the one talking about intergalatic jellyfish eggs ffs <laugh>

    So a jellyfish layed some eggs in a sea on a planet, that planet exploded and sent those lucky eggs to Earth?

    So which planet did these space eggs come from? Jellyfish are aquatic, do you think they came from our solar system? If not, where? Any idea how long they'd be travelling for in space?
     
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    'Some' = Jellyfish?
     
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    Forrest Gump?
     
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  20. Diego

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    What makes you think they were lucky?
     
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