British Politics spam thread

And you are single, because your mrs left you for a real man.

That must have pissed you off, bet he is probably a Tory voter as well

 

Sadiq playing a blinder. His ULEZ scheme just sold me a thirteen grand Volvo to somebody wanting to save £250 a month. As I pointed out to them in four years it's paid for their new car.

 

You’ll be pleased to know I recently moved in with the new bird. Hope the wife is well. At least as well as someone can be given how you’ve described her on here.

 

So someone in Hull commutes to Islamistan everyday. I smell BS from you again

 

A Tranny is not a bird, its still a man. I guess biology is not your strong point.

 

English apparently isn’t yours, Champ.

 

Maybe not, but as least the wife is a woman

 

He probably means he's married to a wigwam.

 

She sounds lovely.

 

Says the guy who can’t walk and chew gum at the same time

 

Its quite difficult I must admit

 

Do NOT look out of the window at the rain. That's just 'weather'.

 

Don't know what Hull has to do with it. Isn't that DummedShire? My man lives in Ealing.

 

Climate change hitting Suffolk hard we're forced to use our hosepipe to keep up with the rain