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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Nice, she'll be dealing coke by the time she's 10, then at 16 he'll introduce her to the whole of prostitution. Please stop them from breeding.
     
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  2. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Given the latest revelations, will Dele Alli be signing for the mackems?
     
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    Judge Death, Jul 13, 2023
  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh <laugh>
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jul 13, 2023
  4. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    Ooooh it’s all gone a bit quiet on their board, now the prodigal son looks like he’s taking the filthy Riyals
     
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    boxheed, Jul 13, 2023
  5. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Our starting XI for a game 12 years ago: Screenshot_20230713-172558.png
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Jul 13, 2023
  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Poor Mackems won’t know what to do or say now
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 14, 2023

  7. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    They will say he is going to bring about progress in the country or something.
     
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    ToonArmy1892, Jul 14, 2023
  8. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    ToonArmy1892, Jul 14, 2023
  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    That’s literally a league one team <laugh>
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 14, 2023
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  10. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Awww don't be mean, remember James Tavernier is a Rangers legend now, are you saying Scottish Premier is League One standard? Yeah, point taken...
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Jul 14, 2023
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  11. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Just popped over to perve over the makems emotional destruction and the current phase they've entered into is essentially all holding hands in some sort AA meeting in which they take turns telling stories about Geordie encounters on holidays.

    The old we're better than them tears is literally them moving closer and closer to their acceptance of fate.
     
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    Toonitus, Jul 14, 2023
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I bet none of those holiday stories were based in Milan.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jul 14, 2023
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I've read that <laugh>
    I will give an accurate account on this come Monday :emoticon-0157-sun:
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jul 14, 2023
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    Benidorm for the well to do and pontins otherwise.
     
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    Toonitus, Jul 14, 2023
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  15. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Link pls
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Jul 14, 2023
  16. Judge Death

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    They're now utilising their mental gymnastics over Jordan Henderson's impending move to Saudi ...
     
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  17. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I didn't know that they has so many whiter than white supporters
    one in particular that would turn down any amount of money not to work for them despite
    liking himself to James Bond :bandit:
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jul 14, 2023
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  18. Judge Death

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    I heard Amnesty International are opening a large office in sunderland to cope with the influx of new members ....
     
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    Bind behaviour to me is drinking martini’s shaken and not stirred ……. Not shagging birds
     
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  20. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    A Martini is a boring drink, give me a Long Island ice tea any day of the week
    It’s much more to the point!
     
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    boxheed, Jul 14, 2023
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