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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Nice, she'll be dealing coke by the time she's 10, then at 16 he'll introduce her to the whole of prostitution. Please stop them from breeding.
     
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  2. Judge Death

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    Given the latest revelations, will Dele Alli be signing for the mackems?
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh <laugh>
     
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  4. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    Ooooh it’s all gone a bit quiet on their board, now the prodigal son looks like he’s taking the filthy Riyals
     
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Our starting XI for a game 12 years ago: Screenshot_20230713-172558.png
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Poor Mackems won’t know what to do or say now
     
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  7. ToonArmy1892

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    They will say he is going to bring about progress in the country or something.
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    That’s literally a league one team <laugh>
     
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  10. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Awww don't be mean, remember James Tavernier is a Rangers legend now, are you saying Scottish Premier is League One standard? Yeah, point taken...
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    Just popped over to perve over the makems emotional destruction and the current phase they've entered into is essentially all holding hands in some sort AA meeting in which they take turns telling stories about Geordie encounters on holidays.

    The old we're better than them tears is literally them moving closer and closer to their acceptance of fate.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I bet none of those holiday stories were based in Milan.
     
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I've read that <laugh>
    I will give an accurate account on this come Monday :emoticon-0157-sun:
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    Benidorm for the well to do and pontins otherwise.
     
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  15. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Link pls
     
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  16. Judge Death

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    They're now utilising their mental gymnastics over Jordan Henderson's impending move to Saudi ...
     
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  17. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I didn't know that they has so many whiter than white supporters
    one in particular that would turn down any amount of money not to work for them despite
    liking himself to James Bond :bandit:
     
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  18. Judge Death

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    I heard Amnesty International are opening a large office in sunderland to cope with the influx of new members ....
     
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    Bind behaviour to me is drinking martini’s shaken and not stirred ……. Not shagging birds
     
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  20. boxheed

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    A Martini is a boring drink, give me a Long Island ice tea any day of the week
    It’s much more to the point!
     
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